What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
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15-09-2017, 06:21 AM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
I guess it's a latitude thing: Spices only.

Depending on the flatmate they might have other stuff like rice and garlic but, as everything has to be sealed up and bug-proof, it's up to them if they want to buy containers.

I'm not going to do that as it would exceed my '2-suitcase-worth of possessions' limit.

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15-09-2017, 06:26 AM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
Dozens of frozen meals >_>

Mind, they're good quality, I just can't cook. At all.

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15-09-2017, 08:24 AM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
(15-09-2017 06:26 AM)Loom Wrote:  Dozens of frozen meals >_>

Mind, they're good quality, I just can't cook. At all.

Cereal, dude.

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15-09-2017, 09:22 AM
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(15-09-2017 06:21 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I'm not going to do that as it would exceed my '2-suitcase-worth of possessions' limit.

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15-09-2017, 10:34 AM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
(15-09-2017 09:22 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(15-09-2017 06:21 AM)DLJ Wrote:  I'm not going to do that as it would exceed my '2-suitcase-worth of possessions' limit.

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I hear about someone who has all their possessions in two suitcases - I have to wonder - is Witness Protection at least going to place them somewhere nice??


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15-09-2017, 03:31 PM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
Mars bars, potato chips, salted beer nuts, Chips Ahoy, Coca Cola, beer, icecream, Nutella, M&Ms, jellybeans, popcorn, Doritos, pork rinds, doughnuts, Cheetos, Twinkies, marshmallows, peanut butter...

I like to have available all the stuff that contains the daily nutritional essentials; fats, salt, sugar, and alcohol. Major carbohydrates are a welcome extra for an enjoyable diet, and I make certain to avoid stuff like kale, yoghurt, lettuce, tuna, brown rice, lentils, rye bread, cheese, bean sprouts, green tea, avocados, soybean, walnuts, tofu...

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18-09-2017, 07:42 PM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
Milk, cheese, meats, veggies (fresh, frozen, and canned), dried beans, rice, bread, frozen burritos, mustard, coffee, eggs, and cat food.

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18-09-2017, 09:56 PM
RE: What Types Of Food Do You Always Have In Your House?
Q: Hi, I’m getting a new bathroom put in at the moment because of mould.

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