What Would Earmuffs Do?
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24-02-2015, 06:26 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:20 PM)Free Wrote:  
(23-02-2015 10:17 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I don't use urinals and I don't poop in foreign toilets.

I can't stand urinals either. Not private enough.

You guys would love the urinals at Wrigley Field.

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24-02-2015, 06:29 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:26 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 06:20 PM)Free Wrote:  I can't stand urinals either. Not private enough.

You guys would love the urinals at Wrigley Field.

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They used to be round so you all faced each other.

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I guess that's why men never have a line with a five minute wait while you do the peepee dance.

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24-02-2015, 06:41 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:15 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 04:12 AM)Dom Wrote:  Really? I have never seen a man doing a "piss shiver". Is it elective? Have they been hiding this from me and why?

And here I thought I'd seen it all. Tongue

Involuntary, you never saw a kid in a diaper suddenly do a brief shiver?

Side note: You've heard about shrinkage right?

Never seen baby or man do a shiver. I've seen many, many men pee over the years.

Of course I've seen shrinkage.

What else don't I know about men? Tongue

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24-02-2015, 06:46 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 06:26 PM)pablo Wrote:  You guys would love the urinals at Wrigley Field.

[Image: troughs_zpswfmhcbst.jpg]

They used to be round so you all faced each other.

Gasp

I guess that's why men never have a line with a five minute wait while you do the peepee dance.

Pro-tip for guyz:
Backing into a corner, tipping a trash can over, & squatting a bit, can provide enough cover so that nobody can see you pee in the bag! Shy

Mutherfuckers'll still try and get ya for indecent exposure, tho! Dodgy

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24-02-2015, 06:48 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:41 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 06:15 PM)pablo Wrote:  Involuntary, you never saw a kid in a diaper suddenly do a brief shiver?

Side note: You've heard about shrinkage right?

Never seen baby or man do a shiver. I've seen many, many men pee over the years.

Of course I've seen shrinkage.

What else don't I know about men? Tongue

I'm not at liberty to disclose any more. Big Grin
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25-02-2015, 06:41 AM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:09 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Girly walked up to the next urinal, dropped my pants to the floor and said, "Morning Sam." "Hi Bob!" ... and all was right with the world.

Setting: Costco with big fat inconsiderate Maori blocking the middle of the aisle talking on their fucking cellphone about nothing. In fucking Maori! Angry

Situation: Girly wants to get through the aisle.

What would earmuffs do?

He would inquire as to what the fuck a costco is.

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25-02-2015, 11:36 AM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(25-02-2015 06:41 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 06:09 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Girly walked up to the next urinal, dropped my pants to the floor and said, "Morning Sam." "Hi Bob!" ... and all was right with the world.

Setting: Costco with big fat inconsiderate Maori blocking the middle of the aisle talking on their fucking cellphone about nothing. In fucking Maori! Angry

Situation: Girly wants to get through the aisle.

What would earmuffs do?

He would inquire as to what the fuck a costco is.

Its a wholesalers that sell a variety of groceries. Dunno about America but in the UK you can only shop there if you have a membership card.

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25-02-2015, 04:17 PM
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Quote:you can only shop there if you have a membership card.

I don't know if that's fucking retarded or brilliant...

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25-02-2015, 10:14 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(23-02-2015 10:17 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Earmuffs would go to the furthest toilet stall, close and lock the door, piss, shake twice, do a little jumpy thing (guys know what I'm talking about), flush, leave the toilet stall, wash his hands, if there are paper towels he would dry his hands, if there was an air dryer he would just dry them on his pants, and leave. There would be awkward silence the whole time.

I don't use urinals and I don't poop in foreign toilets.

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25-02-2015, 10:31 PM
RE: What Would Earmuffs Do?
(24-02-2015 06:29 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(24-02-2015 06:26 PM)pablo Wrote:  You guys would love the urinals at Wrigley Field.

[Image: troughs_zpswfmhcbst.jpg]

They used to be round so you all faced each other.

Gasp

I guess that's why men never have a line with a five minute wait while you do the peepee dance.

I met George Wendt (Norm from Cheers) while waiting in a bathroom line at a hockey game.
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