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11-03-2014, 11:45 PM
What about the other religions?
I have faith Zeus exists now prove me wrong.
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11-03-2014, 11:45 PM
RE: What about the other religions?
All religions suck.
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11-03-2014, 11:46 PM
RE: What about the other religions?
(11-03-2014 11:45 PM)john2 Wrote:  I have faith Zeus exists - prove me wrong christians.


Because... Jesus? Consider

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12-03-2014, 12:02 AM
RE: What about the other religions?
I have a question. What does it say about your faith in Zeus that I can thwart him with a bit of pointy metal attached to my house? Smite me now bitch!

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness.

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12-03-2014, 12:29 AM
RE: What about the other religions?
(12-03-2014 12:02 AM)Dark Phoenix Wrote:  I have a question. What does it say about your faith in Zeus that I can thwart him with a bit of pointy metal attached to my house? Smite me now bitch!

Dam you atheists you found out Zeus's only weakness! Tongue
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12-03-2014, 12:31 AM
RE: What about the other religions?
(11-03-2014 11:46 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(11-03-2014 11:45 PM)john2 Wrote:  I have faith Zeus exists - prove me wrong christians.


Because... Jesus? Consider

Zeus came way before Jesus. Jesus was made up to lead people astray.
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12-03-2014, 01:09 AM
RE: What about the other religions?
(12-03-2014 12:02 AM)Dark Phoenix Wrote:  I have a question. What does it say about your faith in Zeus that I can thwart him with a bit of pointy metal attached to my house? Smite me now bitch!

Zeus Apologetics 101

Zeus can normally strike down whoever he wishes, however he deigns to strike them with lighting bolts because of a bet he lost with Aries over a really weird game of Texas Hold Em' that he lost right around the time Benjamin Franklin was born.

Now try to prove Zeus didn't lose a cosmically binding gambling bet to Aries! Checkmate!

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12-03-2014, 01:12 AM
RE: What about the other religions?
Too bad... I'm equipped with a lightning rod.
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12-03-2014, 01:13 AM
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Wait... I think I'm doing that wrong.
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12-03-2014, 04:21 AM (This post was last modified: 12-03-2014 04:28 AM by TheStraightener.)
RE: What about the other religions?
I always thought churches with a lightening rod on their roof shows a severe lack of confidence.


Can't remember who said that now
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