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06-03-2016, 05:26 PM
RE: What are you playing?
(06-03-2016 04:48 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  


You lost, boyah? We don't take kindly to them wrongposters and them derailers 'round here...

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06-03-2016, 06:04 PM
RE: What are you playing?
(06-03-2016 05:26 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(06-03-2016 04:48 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  


You lost, boyah? We don't take kindly to them wrongposters and them derailers 'round here...




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07-03-2016, 09:01 AM
RE: What are you playing?
Anyone that knows Dark Souls 2 well, I have 2 words for you. Fume Knight.

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07-03-2016, 09:15 AM
RE: What are you playing?
Fuck ya King Vendrick and fuck ya Fume Knight.

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Just stand behind him, just stick to his left leg they said.. FUCK OFF! how the fuck can I stand behind him when he's hard up against the wall and if I try to back up he's all Mr Fantastic Four stretchy arm over here and can seemingly hit me anywhere in the tiny fucking room. Fuck ya Vendrick, fuck him fuck him fuck him.

Stupid fucking achievement. Stupid fucking game.
21 spells and King Vendrick to go to 1000/10000 this.

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07-03-2016, 02:18 PM
RE: What are you playing?
Call Of Duty Black Ops: I think I was hacked. I was playing on Xbox Live on Saturday night. I reported someone for cheating about a dozen or so times, because he was invisible. The only thing you could see was the character name if you were looking directly at it. I also managed to hunt him down and kill him twice. This person threatened me to back off. I kept reporting them for cheating. So on Sunday morning I was woken up by my cell phone at 5:45 in the morning. The call was about a free goat that someone used my name and phone number to post an ad for on craigslist. I thought Xbox and Microsoft were supposed to keep information like that secure. This sucks. I did not much sleep the last 2 days.
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08-03-2016, 01:53 AM (This post was last modified: 08-03-2016 02:18 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: What are you playing?
Oh by the gods.... One of the military Recruits has gone berserk!

What triggered her rage, I do no know, but something caused the woman to snap. From nowhere while walking down one of animal-choked main hallways. Cilob Ingrishteshkad began firing her bolts at all she saw; she attempts to shoot a sow, but the bolt misses. She then attempts to strike a war dog with her shield, fortunately the blow glances off the animal's leg, and it runs in surprise. Thanks, war dog. The cat which Nishi had attempted to wrestle in his own tantruming rage was then assaulted. I cannot tell whether this cat is lucky, for both times it has deftly avoided injury, or incredibly un so, for it has been at the epicentre of the two rages seen so far in the fort. She attempted to strike at Revenant, but he managed to avoid the first attack and fled the scene screaming for help.

I immediately set the military to work before too much damage could be caused. Or attempted, rather.
Here are the various reports of combat involving differing individuals of note in chronological order:
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Udil Ikudlorbam, the Speardwarf who refuses to admit it, ultimately saved Claspedfields from the raging maniac. A true hero of the fortress.
Now, they need a name and title suiting.

Also, here is a complete list of the Dwarves in the fortress. Due to labour demands, the job titles do not reflect the realities of work, there are no specialisations in the fortress, only roles: all agricultural dwarfs from planters and gatherers to cooks and brewers are farmers in whole. Except for the fisherdwarves who are their own thing. The only exception is Hughsie, who barters with the merchant caravans, and nothing else. I was tired of having my trader not do his job, so any in the position will henceforth never do anything else.

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08-03-2016, 04:36 AM
RE: What are you playing?
Another tantrum; this time Stukos Kadolgemesh, the mayor.

Sadly, she begun her tantrum be immediately beating Nishi to death. Nishi managed to block the first strike with his shield, simply proceeded to punch him in the stomach, bruising Nishi's guts under his leather armour. He was nauseated by this strike, and promptly vomited. Stukos then punched Nishi's right foot, shattering the bones in the ankle, and jamming foot bones in muscle. At that point, Nishi gave into the pain, and fell unconscious. But Stukos was not yet done; proceeding further to wail on the unconscious Hat Wear's head; with the first strike, bruising the skull, fracturing with the second, bruising the muscle and skull further on the third. And with her fourth blow, oblivion finally grants Nishi mercy, as his head is collapsed into a mere lump of gore.

But Stukos' bloodlust was not yet sated. She went after Adil Adilfesh, another fellow recruit. Adil served better.... albeit less honourably. Screaming relentlessly for help, Adil manages to evade one of Stukos' bolts, but misses their return shot. The dodge another, before the Mayor closes for battle; blocking the first strike with their shield, but not the second; Stukos punches Adil's right thigh repeatedly, bruising the muscle and fat through the leather. Adil manages to scamble away from the murderous mayor, only to barely catch the pursuing bolt with his leather shield. He continues screaming 'help me!' as he continues to scramble away from the rampaging administrator, and the pursing bolts. Missing every one of his return shots... Until finally, the mayor is struck in the upper body by one of Adil's loosed bolts. It tears through Stukos' leather armour, rending the muscles and bruising her left lung. Stukos is having trouble breathing now, but is completely unrelenting, continuing to charge Adil, who manages to avoid or block all the strikes and bolts aimed at him. He even managed to deflect one attack using his crossbow itself. After some time spent dodging my bolts and strikes, Adil manages to plant a bolt in Stukos' lower body as well, tearing muscles and bruising the guts within, causing the once-loved mayor to look ill.

Adil then flees the scene, leaving Stukos alternatively retching and vomiting.

Aaand then he comes back to fire another bolt and miss, before running away again.

While all this is going on, Kib Onulkathil, the militia commander, is sleeping on the barracks floor not ten metres away. The mayor calmed down after spending several minutes vomiting... Unfortunately, the new hospital has yet to be constructed... I just have to hope that Stukos does not vomit herself to death...

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08-03-2016, 05:04 AM
RE: What are you playing?
(08-03-2016 04:36 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Another tantrum; this time Stukos Kadolgemesh, the mayor.

Sadly, she begun her tantrum be immediately beating Nishi to death. Nishi managed to block the first strike with his shield, simply proceeded to punch him in the stomach, bruising Nishi's guts under his leather armour. He was nauseated by this strike, and promptly vomited. Stukos then punched Nishi's right foot, shattering the bones in the ankle, and jamming foot bones in muscle. At that point, Nishi gave into the pain, and fell unconscious. But Stukos was not yet done; proceeding further to wail on the unconscious Hat Wear's head; with the first strike, bruising the skull, fracturing with the second, bruising the muscle and skull further on the third. And with her fourth blow, oblivion finally grants Nishi mercy, as his head is collapsed into a mere lump of gore.




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08-03-2016, 05:04 AM
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I knew I should have worked some armor-plating into the hats. Oh well. I'll be greeted in the halls of my ancestors with a nice mug of ale. Ghosts of the past also needs hats. . . right?
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08-03-2016, 05:33 AM
RE: What are you playing?
(08-03-2016 01:53 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Oh by the gods.... One of the military Recruits has gone berserk!

What triggered her rage, I do no know, but something caused the woman to snap. From nowhere while walking down one of animal-choked main hallways. Cilob Ingrishteshkad began firing her bolts at all she saw; she attempts to shoot a sow, but the bolt misses. She then attempts to strike a war dog with her shield, fortunately the blow glances off the animal's leg, and it runs in surprise. Thanks, war dog. The cat which Nishi had attempted to wrestle in his own tantruming rage was then assaulted. I cannot tell whether this cat is lucky, for both times it has deftly avoided injury, or incredibly un so, for it has been at the epicentre of the two rages seen so far in the fort. She attempted to strike at Revenant, but he managed to avoid the first attack and fled the scene screaming for help.

I immediately set the military to work before too much damage could be caused. Or attempted, rather.
Here are the various reports of combat involving differing individuals of note in chronological order:
[Image: mI8s3uT.png]

Udil Ikudlorbam, the Speardwarf who refuses to admit it, ultimately saved Claspedfields from the raging maniac. A true hero of the fortress.
Now, they need a name and title suiting.

Also, here is a complete list of the Dwarves in the fortress. Due to labour demands, the job titles do not reflect the realities of work, there are no specialisations in the fortress, only roles: all agricultural dwarfs from planters and gatherers to cooks and brewers are farmers in whole. Except for the fisherdwarves who are their own thing. The only exception is Hughsie, who barters with the merchant caravans, and nothing else. I was tired of having my trader not do his job, so any in the position will henceforth never do anything else.

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Good to see DLJ has not gone crazy from milking all the time.

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