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17-03-2012, 08:30 AM
RE: What are you thinking about?
(13-02-2012 01:57 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Oooh, Ouch, yes memories flood back.

Friendly advice to all female participants.... When you ask a guy "what are you thinking?", the answer is usually: nothing!
Guys can do that. We are genuinely absent minded most of the time.
The other answer would be: sex!
We are too embarrassed to say either of these things out loud so our standard reply is "I was thinking of you darling"
You know we are lying and we know you know we are lying and then things get a bit awkward.
Solution to the social awkwardness... Please don't bloody ask us!

So true ha ha ha ha.

(14-02-2012 04:02 PM)kim Wrote:  Heart



Remember the love bit.

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(15-02-2012 10:04 AM)Karl Wrote:  “What are you thinking about?” She asked me one fine day as we walked hand in hand through the city streets.
“How would you get a giraffe to abseil?
Ya know, what if you had your giraffe at work and there was a fire and you had to get it to abseil down the building…”

I don’t get asked anymore…

Im gonna remember that one ha ha ha.

What am I thinking right now........... well children come on this forum so I cant actually say nevertheless it involves me, the hot girl im dating, some ice cubes and a warm drink Wink

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

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17-03-2012, 08:38 AM
RE: What are you thinking about?
(17-03-2012 08:30 AM)bemore Wrote:  ... it involves me, the hot girl im dating, some ice cubes and a warm drink Wink

Let me work out the combination...
Add ice cubes to warm drink and melt the girl?
Nope, that can't be right unless the drink contains Rohypnol.

Ah, I know...

Add ice cubes to hot girl and drink warmly.

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17-03-2012, 09:27 AM
RE: What are you thinking about?
At this exact moment, I'm thinking of the yard needing to be mowed, getting my son up to help me. The 4 chapters I need to read for exams after my week off from school. The anatomy T-shirt I have to draw. If my coffee isn't too cold to drink still, I need to see the dentist, I wish I didn't leave my glasses on the night stand, and as I was typing this I thought about boobs and ass about 3 times.

Pretty typical stuff Tongue

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17-03-2012, 12:43 PM
RE: What are you thinking about?
(17-03-2012 08:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-03-2012 08:30 AM)bemore Wrote:  ... it involves me, the hot girl im dating, some ice cubes and a warm drink Wink

Let me work out the combination...
Add ice cubes to warm drink and melt the girl?
Nope, that can't be right unless the drink contains Rohypnol.

Ah, I know...

Add ice cubes to hot girl and drink warmly.

Ha ha almost.

Cold body "parts" and warm tongue Wink

Thats enough now.... aint turning this thread seedy Blush

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17-03-2012, 12:45 PM
RE: What are you thinking about?
(17-03-2012 12:43 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(17-03-2012 08:38 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(17-03-2012 08:30 AM)bemore Wrote:  ... it involves me, the hot girl im dating, some ice cubes and a warm drink Wink

Let me work out the combination...
Add ice cubes to warm drink and melt the girl?
Nope, that can't be right unless the drink contains Rohypnol.

Ah, I know...

Add ice cubes to hot girl and drink warmly.

Ha ha almost.

Cold body "parts" and warm tongue Wink

Thats enough now.... aint turning this thread seedy Blush

Seedy? That's in the "romance" category!

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17-03-2012, 06:21 PM
RE: What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking about converting humans to run on batteries or maybe some kind of zero point energy source and all the gadgets you could fit into the liberated thorassic space.

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17-03-2012, 06:24 PM
RE: What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking that my bracket is busted. ... Like buck fusted.

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23-03-2012, 10:01 AM
RE: What are you thinking about?
(13-02-2012 02:34 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  Hey... I feel the same way. It feels like they are trying to get rid of me as well.

Just thought I'd bump this thread.

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23-03-2012, 12:10 PM
RE: What are you thinking about?
Thinking that I need to go shopping today, but maybe I can postpone til tomorrow. I need to check the freezer... but it's so lovely outside, maybe I want to do it today and get out there. But then, if I go on a lovely spring day I'll buy all kinds of plants... and then it will be bad weather over the weekend and I won't want to plant them...

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23-03-2012, 12:32 PM (This post was last modified: 23-03-2012 01:17 PM by germanyt.)
RE: What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking of how much pain I'm going to be in after I devour this mound of Chinese food in front of me.
Now I'm thinking about how stupid I am for eating all that Chinese food.



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