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26-12-2016, 11:28 AM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 11:10 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(26-12-2016 10:12 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Well, here I gave you another like to make up for it Tongue

I usually just write EDIT or Double Post. I'm not sure why you can't delete them on here. Consider

Dp = double penetration, omg the mods want us to double penetrate each other the dirty bastards, I bet the buggers are taping it too !!! Tongue

Aaaand the eating thread has just gone into XXX rating Tongue Now to bring it back to food before we get thirty lashes with a wet noodle Laugh out load :

Back in college I worked at a phone sex company. I was NOT a phone sex operator, I worked in the office like a good little Christian girl Big Grin But my job was to process orders for panties from men who just had phone sex with their "dream girl" Hobo They could order the panties they helped her...er... enjoy herself in.

We had boxes and boxes of various size sexxay panties and my job was to grab a pair of panties, smear the crotch with yogurt, and then send them on their merry way to the awaiting gentleman, who thought the panties were the "real deal."

So anyway, yogurt is food, so now back to your regularly scheduled food thread Laugh out load
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26-12-2016, 11:41 AM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 11:28 AM)jennybee Wrote:  We had boxes and boxes of various size sexxay panties and my job was to grab a pair of panties, smear the crotch with yogurt, and then send them on their merry way to the awaiting gentleman, who thought the panties were the "real deal."

Laugh out load That's kinda... horrifying at the same time though. People pay for other people's used panties? Blink I'll never *ever* get used to the weirdness of the human species.

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26-12-2016, 12:00 PM
Music RE: What did you eat today?
Medium rare fillet mignon, twice baked potato, sauteed button mushrooms. Salad w/bleu cheese dressing.

Ah, leftovers.

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26-12-2016, 12:11 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 11:41 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-12-2016 11:28 AM)jennybee Wrote:  We had boxes and boxes of various size sexxay panties and my job was to grab a pair of panties, smear the crotch with yogurt, and then send them on their merry way to the awaiting gentleman, who thought the panties were the "real deal."

Laugh out load That's kinda... horrifying at the same time though. People pay for other people's used panties? Blink I'll never *ever* get used to the weirdness of the human species.

Oh yeah, they were big sellers Wink And some guys had multiple panties from different women. I didn't understand the used panties thing either. I mean I get it if a boyfriend wanted them, but from some random chick--ew no.

We also only had like four phone sex operators, but they could do a number of different voices each, so the guys thought they were talking to different women each time Laugh out load Also, I can never look at yogurt the same way again Tongue
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26-12-2016, 03:16 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 12:11 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I mean I get it if a boyfriend wanted them

Even then, it's just body juice. It is not some magic substance. Keeping it is kinda icky. People are nuts.

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26-12-2016, 03:22 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 03:16 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-12-2016 12:11 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I mean I get it if a boyfriend wanted them

Even then, it's just body juice. It is not some magic substance. Keeping it is kinda icky. People are nuts.

Agreed. I wouldn't want his dirty undies Laugh out load But everyone has their thing that is a turn on for them, I guess. I would do it if my bf was into that sort of thing because then he'd be more apt to do things I like Tongue I like when things are a give and take in the bedroom. Then everyone gets their cookies Drinking Beverage
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26-12-2016, 03:26 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 03:22 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(26-12-2016 03:16 PM)morondog Wrote:  Even then, it's just body juice. It is not some magic substance. Keeping it is kinda icky. People are nuts.

Agreed. I wouldn't want his dirty undies Laugh out load But everyone has their thing that is a turn on for them, I guess. I would do it if my bf was into that sort of thing because then he'd be more apt to do things I like Tongue I like when things are a give and take in the bedroom. Then everyone gets their cookies Drinking Beverage

Tru dat. I would insist my gf got a psych eval before handing over the pants tho Confused

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26-12-2016, 03:29 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 03:26 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(26-12-2016 03:22 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Agreed. I wouldn't want his dirty undies Laugh out load But everyone has their thing that is a turn on for them, I guess. I would do it if my bf was into that sort of thing because then he'd be more apt to do things I like Tongue I like when things are a give and take in the bedroom. Then everyone gets their cookies Drinking Beverage

Tru dat. I would insist my gf got a psych eval before handing over the pants tho Confused

Or check her fridge for yogurt Laugh out load
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26-12-2016, 03:55 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
Did you ever use the fruit on the bottom variety just for shits and giggles?

That literally IS fruit 'on the bottom'

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26-12-2016, 04:02 PM
RE: What did you eat today?
(26-12-2016 03:55 PM)ShadowProject Wrote:  Did you ever use the fruit on the bottom variety just for shits and giggles?

That literally IS fruit 'on the bottom'

I would've loved too Tongue We used to joke about that--oops, bought cottage cheese or salmon cream cheese by mistake Laugh out load

But alas, No I know I would have been fired for sure if I did that. Wink And I needed the job because it was an overnight position, which allowed me to take a full roster of college courses during the day. That was the only reason I worked there.
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