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31-08-2015, 12:37 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 12:32 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 12:27 PM)unfogged Wrote:  "It's not me, it's you! It's not me, it's you!".... seems like that'd be a mood killer...

No more than the crying usually is. Tongue

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31-08-2015, 12:50 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
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31-08-2015, 12:55 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 12:50 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  [Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_DJ4mMo4T3fevyacgX5u...HpEeDrxnrA]

Why do you think I scream out my own name?
Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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31-08-2015, 12:59 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 12:18 PM)jennybee Wrote:  ...Or Oh, No God!!!!!!!!!

And without proper punctuation you would have the second cumming of Christ. . .
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31-08-2015, 01:00 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
My wife always screams "Fuck". Which I've always found hotter than "god"
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31-08-2015, 01:06 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 01:00 PM)Ash Wrote:  My wife always screams "Fuck". Which I've always found hotter than "god"

That's a lot better than "hey, that actually feels pretty good."
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31-08-2015, 01:16 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 01:06 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:00 PM)Ash Wrote:  My wife always screams "Fuck". Which I've always found hotter than "god"

That's a lot better than "hey, that actually feels pretty good."

I've heard that one, but it's usually preceded by a comment on an "accidental" slip. Gasp
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31-08-2015, 01:31 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
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31-08-2015, 01:32 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 01:16 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:06 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  That's a lot better than "hey, that actually feels pretty good."

I've heard that one, but it's usually preceded by a comment on an "accidental" slip. Gasp

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31-08-2015, 01:39 PM
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RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
So long as she ain't screaming "FIRE!!", I'm cool.
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