What do atheists scream during sex?
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31-08-2015, 01:55 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 01:32 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:16 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I've heard that one, but it's usually preceded by a comment on an "accidental" slip. Gasp

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31-08-2015, 02:43 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
I find it hard to scream anything when I'm in this position.... Facepalm Shocking Laugh out load



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31-08-2015, 03:31 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Out of bad habit, I still find myself saying "oh my god" or "jesus christ" and have been trying to replace them with "Oh my hog" and "Newton's Law!"

They work during sex, too.
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31-08-2015, 04:51 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 03:31 PM)Deathbed Atheist Wrote:  "Oh my hog"

Careful, you could invoke images of Adam Sandler with that phrase and kill the mood real quick. .

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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31-08-2015, 04:54 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
I don't scream anything, I don't wanna wake her up Unsure

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31-08-2015, 05:04 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 12:17 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Oh, FSM!!!!!

Nothing quite like being touched by his noodly appendage. Wink

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31-08-2015, 05:09 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 05:04 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 12:17 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Oh, FSM!!!!!

Nothing quite like being touched by his noodly appendage. Wink

Studies have shown that the inclusion of noodly appendages during and after foreplay lead to a much more fulfilling sex life

(22-08-2015 07:30 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  It is by will alone I set my brows in motion it is by the conditioner of avocado that the brows acquire volume the skin acquires spots the spots become a warning. It is by will alone I set my brows in motion.
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31-08-2015, 05:30 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 04:54 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  I don't scream anything, I don't wanna wake her up Unsure

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She's won't wake up, she's already dead you silly Serb.

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31-08-2015, 06:15 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 05:30 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 04:54 PM)Slowminded Wrote:  I don't scream anything, I don't wanna wake her up Unsure

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She's won't wake up, she's already dead you silly Serb.

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31-08-2015, 06:30 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Is that your phone?

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