What do atheists scream during sex?
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31-08-2015, 06:55 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 01:32 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:16 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I've heard that one, but it's usually preceded by a comment on an "accidental" slip. Gasp

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There's a joke there somewhere about "entering a black hole".

Perhaps a fizzycyst here can explain how a scream would sound in such an event ... but the information would be lost on me.

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31-08-2015, 06:57 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 06:55 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:32 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: 59042175.jpg]

a fizzycyst

Think you should see a doctor for that.

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31-08-2015, 07:41 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 06:55 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 01:32 PM)Octapulse Wrote:  [Image: 59042175.jpg]

There's a joke there somewhere about "entering a black hole".

Perhaps a fizzycyst here can explain how a scream would sound in such an event ... but the information would be lost on me.

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31-08-2015, 08:28 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Single atheist - "I don't take my mouth off of her long enough to scream anything, and she screams only my name."

Married atheist - "Scream during sex? I remember sex... vaguely. Oh, God. *sigh*"

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31-08-2015, 08:30 PM
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(31-08-2015 08:28 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Single atheist - "I don't take my mouth off of her long enough to scream anything, and she screams only my name."

I wish I could like this like 90000384473993020 more times Drooling
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31-08-2015, 08:35 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
oh... my.... Gandalf!!! Big Grin

no seriously, though...i usually don't 'scream,' but often bite the pillow upon crescendo.
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31-08-2015, 08:37 PM
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(31-08-2015 12:24 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  I scream my own name. Cool

HAHAHAHAHA Laugh out load

The question is what does an atheist scream, not a narcissist....!! Big Grin

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31-08-2015, 08:50 PM
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So that's where my keys went.

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31-08-2015, 08:54 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 08:35 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  no seriously, though...i usually don't 'scream,' but often bite the pillow upon crescendo.
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Who needs a crescendo when you're gliding along at affeto ostinato? Grazioso e non troppo subito...

I just realised that all classical musical terminology is potentially filthy. I'm not sure what to think of this.

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31-08-2015, 09:13 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Hmm....
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