What do atheists scream during sex?
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01-09-2015, 07:37 AM (This post was last modified: 01-09-2015 08:08 AM by goodwithoutgod.)
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Take it! take it! Unsure

no shit, I call my baby's.....special spot "jesus"....we find that very funny...I will be like "I found jesus! and all this time he was between your thighs!' There was some comedy movie that had that line and it stuck in my head....our personal joke Drooling

perhaps that was an overshare Consider Unsure Blink Big Grin

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01-09-2015, 07:42 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(01-09-2015 07:37 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  Take it! take it! Unsure

no shit, I call my baby's.....special spot "jesus"....we find that very funny...I will be like "I found jesus! and all this time he was between your thighs!' There was some comedy movie that had that line and it stuck in my head....our personal joke Drooling

perhaps that was an overshare Consider Unsure Blink Big Grin

Come to jesus... Shocking

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-09-2015, 08:03 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(01-09-2015 07:42 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(01-09-2015 07:37 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  Take it! take it! Unsure

no shit, I call my baby's.....special spot "jesus"....we find that very funny...I will be like "I found jesus! and all this time he was between your thighs!' There was some comedy movie that had that line and it stuck in my head....our personal joke Drooling

perhaps that was an overshare Consider Unsure Blink Big Grin

Come to jesus... Shocking

To hell with Jesus. He swore he could come twice. But then he came once and left. And he never even called. Asshole.

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01-09-2015, 08:12 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(01-09-2015 08:03 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(01-09-2015 07:42 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Come to jesus... Shocking

To hell with Jesus. He swore he could come twice. But then he came once and left. And he never even called. Asshole.

I know, right? And the last time, dude took a three day nap right afterward.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-09-2015, 09:19 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(31-08-2015 08:35 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  oh... my.... Gandalf!!! Big Grin

no seriously, though...i usually don't 'scream,' but often bite the pillow upon crescendo.
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That's just hot.
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01-09-2015, 09:39 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(01-09-2015 09:19 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 08:35 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  oh... my.... Gandalf!!! Big Grin

no seriously, though...i usually don't 'scream,' but often bite the pillow upon crescendo.
Blush

That's just hot.

Screaming Gandalf's name would be really hot. I think if a girl ever did that, I'd swap out the condom while shouting "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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01-09-2015, 10:27 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
This is why I like nerd-girls! Tongue

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01-09-2015, 11:14 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
Ah the internet, where you can learn so much about strangers you did not want to know.

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01-09-2015, 11:21 AM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
(01-09-2015 11:14 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Ah the internet, where you can learn so much about strangers you did not want to know.

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01-09-2015, 12:11 PM
RE: What do atheists scream during sex?
I'm of the opinion if they can still form words at all I'm doing something wrong. That said....just just once I'd like her to say " Well I say old chap, your doing a right smashing job wut wut!"

I'd marry anyone who could get that whole sentence out. Bonus points if you bring your own top hat.

Edit: for the sake of actually answering the question I don't scream anything. I've been told I growl but I have exactly zero memory of ever doing so.

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