What do you want your headstone to say?
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25-07-2016, 06:17 AM
RE: What do you want your headstone to say?
There once was a man from Nantucket...





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25-07-2016, 06:30 AM
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Gone to lunch.

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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25-07-2016, 06:42 AM
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"You're on the right side of the grass"...

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25-07-2016, 06:52 AM
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"We're on an express elevator to Hell!"
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25-07-2016, 07:11 AM
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"Just kidding!"

Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
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25-07-2016, 07:43 AM
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"If this is Hell, I'm the lucky one."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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25-07-2016, 07:49 AM
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Quote:What do you want your headstone to say?

I do not want mine to say anything, talking headstones are just too creepy.

I have not yet decided what I would like inscribed.

"They think, therefore I am" - god
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25-07-2016, 08:20 AM
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25-07-2016, 08:26 AM
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I don't want one.

Just toss me out in the wilderness and let nature have it's way with me.

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25-07-2016, 08:34 AM
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This is Mel Blanc's headstone of perfection.

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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