What do you want your headstone to say?
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25-07-2016, 09:32 AM
RE: What do you want your headstone to say?
(25-07-2016 06:13 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  [Image: gfs_35902_2_1_mid.jpg]

I can't find that funny right now, because my mom is recovering from major surgery and is still in the hospital, and her cat's name is Skippy.... You had no way of knowing though, so.

I am going to have my body donated to science. But if I had an urn I'd want it to read "MOO MOO!" pronounced "TA DAH", as if to say "TA DA, I'm done".

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25-07-2016, 09:52 AM
RE: What do you want your headstone to say?
I don't plan to have one

then again,
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25-07-2016, 10:12 AM
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25-07-2016, 10:12 AM
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I don't intend to have one...ashes scattered is what I have requested.

Here is my grandparents' headstone before grandma's death date was added. She is spending eternity under granddaddy's favorite saying...you better believe it.

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25-07-2016, 10:38 AM (This post was last modified: 25-07-2016 10:41 AM by Silly Deity.)
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"It's worse than that...........he's dead, Jim!"




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25-07-2016, 11:11 AM
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I used to walk around a cemetery in Grad School; nice way to exercise and not be seen by too many folks (other than dog walkers; if I saw mourners, I'd reverse and go another path). I got to know the graves really well, tons were filled with platitudes. One had a poem on the back and "we love you" on the front, always well decorated and maintained, and I looked up the name and that town on Google and it was a kid who committed suicide. Sad But two stuck out to me. One, I made sure to visit every walk; a Holocaust memorial bench. The other, I usually went by if I was doing my full 5km circuit around and through the place made me stop laughing at the "one day before retirement" trope; it was a Civil War Captain's grave, with a long epitaph that I'm paraphrasing, "Here lies [I forget the name]. Killed in action at Chapin's Bluff, VA, one day prior to the end of his enlistment".

Personally, dunno on mine. However, this should lighten the mood after that morose post:
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25-07-2016, 11:14 AM
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Mine ac use my stage name: Born Again Pagan!
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25-07-2016, 09:54 PM
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I want a normal inscription, and then a little cardboard sign that says "Back in 10 minutes".

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26-07-2016, 12:03 PM
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26-07-2016, 12:12 PM
What do you want your headstone to say?
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
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