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28-02-2013, 09:17 AM
What does God wear?
In the Bible, angels were always wearing the clothes of that era; robes, armor, etc...

Fast forward to today. Ever notice how when people say God or angels appear to them, these heavenly beings are still wearing robes? My question is "Why is God still wearing the same apparel he wore during the Bronze Age?" He knows fashion has moved on right?
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28-02-2013, 09:22 AM
RE: What does God wear?
His modern wardrobe budget has been squandered by the Church. Tongue

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28-02-2013, 09:31 AM (This post was last modified: 28-02-2013 09:35 AM by DLJ.)
RE: What does God wear?
D'uh!

Remember how in Genesis in the 6 day creation story, it wasn't a literal 6 days.

Each day represents one era or epoch or something.

Obviously god and the angels etc. are on the mailing list for when the New Epoch range from Christian Dior becomes available.

And the Devil? Prada, of course.

Dodgy

EDIT: Just thought.... If it's Allah instead, he'll be wearing an all-in-one, top-to-toe, little black number.

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28-02-2013, 10:25 AM
RE: What does God wear?
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Does this robe match the colour of my eyes..... mortal?

For no matter how much I use these symbols, to describe symptoms of my existence.
You are your own emphasis.
So I say nothing.

-Bemore.
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28-02-2013, 10:26 AM
RE: What does God wear?
They got it all wrong, God and the angels wear burkas.

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28-02-2013, 10:30 AM
RE: What does God wear?
The gods I know all wear Abercrombie and Fitch, and Polo.

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28-02-2013, 10:34 AM
RE: What does God wear?
What else does god wear? Mary. Angel

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28-02-2013, 10:34 AM
RE: What does God wear?
(28-02-2013 10:30 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The gods I know all wear Abercrombie and Fitch, and Polo.

I thought it was just the one, Bucky. Is there something you're not telling us? Dodgy

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28-02-2013, 10:36 AM
RE: What does God wear?
(28-02-2013 10:34 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(28-02-2013 10:30 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The gods I know all wear Abercrombie and Fitch, and Polo.

I thought it was just the one, Bucky. Is there something you're not telling us? Dodgy

Nah. I only "know" one, but I am "acquainted" with "some". Blush

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28-02-2013, 10:39 AM
RE: What does God wear?
(28-02-2013 10:36 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Nah. I only "know" one, but I am "acquainted" with some. Blush
Jesus! It's sometimes hard to find people and you're surrounded by gods? Where did you say you lived again? (Though our ideas of a god might be somewhat different Angel )

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