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13-06-2013, 12:13 PM
What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
Well, I have to admit that I asked this question on another forum. Sorry. But the answers were so funny I thought I'd ask it on this forum since there are even funnier people here.

What did Mary and Joseph do with the gold the three wise men gave them for Jesus' birthday. Did Joseph loose it in a poker game? I donno but it seems that it should have gotten them a nicer room in the Inn. An upgrade is real nice when you've just given birth in a barn.

And..................go!

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13-06-2013, 01:26 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
(13-06-2013 12:13 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, I have to admit that I asked this question on another forum. Sorry. But the answers were so funny I thought I'd ask it on this forum since there are even funnier people here.

What did Mary and Joseph do with the gold the three wise men gave them for Jesus' birthday. Did Joseph loose it in a poker game? I donno but it seems that it should have gotten them a nicer room in the Inn. An upgrade is real nice when you've just given birth in a barn.

And..................go!

Spinnin Rims for the Donkey-horse Jesus was always riding. Poor thing was a very confused animal so anything to draw attention away from that...

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13-06-2013, 01:29 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
It should have gone to funding a paternity test. But I hear it went towards an abortion for Mary (that whole "virgin birth" story didn't work the second time around).

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13-06-2013, 01:30 PM
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They hired disciples! C'mon, dude! Holy ass still has to be wiped! Virgin tit can't provide milk! Somebody's gotta milk the goat! Plus tools. How are you grow up to be a carpenter/savior without the proper tools???? You gotta have dinosaur bone through the week because those have the sharpest edge. And white robes on Sunday! You think white robes were easy to find in those days???? People worked in the dirt! Damn! Typical atheist! Why don't you people think this shit through!
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13-06-2013, 01:37 PM
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"It should have gone to funding a paternity test. But I hear it went towards an abortion for Mary (that whole "virgin birth" story didn't work the second time around). "

Oh you blasphemer! God is great and good! And RARELY gets a boner for human girls! . . . Depending on which, or how many gods you like. . . But. Well. look at the paintings! Mary was kind of cute! Me and God would have done her!
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13-06-2013, 01:39 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
(13-06-2013 12:13 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, I have to admit that I asked this question on another forum. Sorry. But the answers were so funny I thought I'd ask it on this forum since there are even funnier people here.

What did Mary and Joseph do with the gold the three wise men gave them for Jesus' birthday. Did Joseph loose it in a poker game? I donno but it seems that it should have gotten them a nicer room in the Inn. An upgrade is real nice when you've just given birth in a barn.

And..................go!

Mary spent it on furniture for the house joesph promised he'd build, but never did.


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Baby, when you're feelin' like you'll never see the mornin' light
Come to me..Baby, you'll see -- The Four Seasons

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13-06-2013, 02:13 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
'Mary spent it on furniture for the house joesph promised he'd build, but never did."

Oh no! It wasn't a house she spent it on . . . after all those years of virginity! It was . . . um. . . well never mind! We won't mention the lonely days and lonely nights! . . . REPENT! GOD DAMN IT! Atheists are penetrating my brain since I came to this forum!!! Where is my tinfoil hat?????
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13-06-2013, 02:24 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
magic beans
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13-06-2013, 02:31 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
Joseph had to pawn it to pay off all the people who made up the stories that got him off the hook for knocking up Mary.
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13-06-2013, 02:37 PM
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"magic beans" ???

WRONG FAIRYTALE!!!! See what I'm saying??? How can you not understand the simplicity of magic beans and the complexity of magic feet!!!?? Which walk on water???? GOD!, ZEUS, and CAT-WOMAN! Cat-woman bless you! May she save your souls.
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