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13-06-2013, 03:44 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
Maybe Joe and Mary took the gold and sent him to school to become a nice Jewish doctor. He learned to help sick people and word got around , the stories got retold and damn, pretty soon he was the son of god. Stuff like that happens.

If you check around on Christian sites some of them say god had the three wise men give the gold to Jesus so Joe and Mary had a way to finance the trip to Egypt to flee . It's another one of god's great plans. There is zero evidence that there was any slaughter of babies but oh well, that doesn't stop the Christians believing the story.

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13-06-2013, 03:44 PM
RE: What happened to the gold Jesus got ?
They needed it as seed money to start the Catholic Church.

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13-06-2013, 07:33 PM
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Mary and Joseph were Jews right? Well what do you think Jews would have done with that gold?... of course they hoarded it!

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13-06-2013, 07:51 PM
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(13-06-2013 12:13 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, I have to admit that I asked this question on another forum. Sorry. But the answers were so funny I thought I'd ask it on this forum since there are even funnier people here.

What did Mary and Joseph do with the gold the three wise men gave them for Jesus' birthday. Did Joseph loose it in a poker game? I donno but it seems that it should have gotten them a nicer room in the Inn. An upgrade is real nice when you've just given birth in a barn.

And..................go!

A diaper fund?

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13-06-2013, 07:55 PM
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Mary & Joe what are you going to do now that you have all that gold?

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13-06-2013, 07:58 PM
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They invested in the illuminati hedge fund.
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13-06-2013, 10:02 PM
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The bible doesn't say how much gold he got -- perhaps it was just a couple bucks' worth. I think Mary spent it on a shirt that read "I gave birth as a virgin then fled to Egypt, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt".

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13-06-2013, 10:20 PM
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(13-06-2013 10:02 PM)Starcrash Wrote:  The bible doesn't say how much gold he got -- perhaps it was just a couple bucks' worth. I think Mary spent it on a shirt that read "I gave birth as a virgin then fled to Egypt, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt".

Maybe a tee-shirt for Joseph?

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13-06-2013, 10:31 PM
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He paid the devil his due.

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13-06-2013, 10:36 PM
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They probably tithed it until it disappeared.

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