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22-01-2013, 01:17 AM
What if...
years from now, astronauts land on Mars and find some old past civilization ruins and amongst those ruins they find an iron box and when they open that box, in lays a bible?

(Yea, and what ya gonna do about it Bucky?
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22-01-2013, 01:40 AM
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Well obviously, aliens are responsible for humans, and they dictated their beliefs to us.

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22-01-2013, 01:56 AM
RE: What if...
The Martians had a penchant for Jewish and early Christian mythology. Can't blame them some of that stuff could make for semi-decent action movies ala The Wrath of the Titans.

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22-01-2013, 02:04 AM
RE: What if...
If that happens, there will be counter claims that the Quran had been found first.

And in addition, of course, in one of the Hadith there is a very clear and unambiguous reference to the discovery of the bible (after the Quran) on Mars.

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22-01-2013, 02:05 AM
RE: What if...
Know what would be really funny?

What if there were writings of the Roman god Mars, on Mars?

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22-01-2013, 04:49 AM
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Damn... Those Jehovah's Witnesses are everywhere.
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22-01-2013, 05:28 AM
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Oh, that? That is just because I have been using my Bible cannon again.

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22-01-2013, 05:31 AM
RE: What if...
I would shrug, it would be the only amazing thing about the Bible, I guess.

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22-01-2013, 05:36 AM
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"Hey mission command, we have found a bible up here, its pretty much like the bible we have"

"Wow, good job. I will start spreading the good news now...."

"Yeah, there is a section about enslaving the human race and eating our flesh"

"Destroy it"



Well it worked for the spanish.........

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22-01-2013, 06:27 AM
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I would start the first Extraterrestrial Biblical Studies Department. Weeping

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