What if you were sent to Mars?
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16-03-2015, 03:13 AM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
*iPad - with nook app for reading, skype, movie streaming, etc (yes, I'm assuming I have an internet connection)
*Ornamental flowers (gerbera daisies, tulips, buttercups, lilies, roses...) - I'm assuming herbs are included in the supply list
*Piano

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17-03-2015, 12:32 PM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
The skull of Ken Ham, the skull of Sye Ten Bruggencate, the skull of Cunt Hovind. If I have to leave Earth I'm going to leave it a better bloody place.

However if those don't count as "items" :
1.) My sword. I .. I need my sword I can't just not fence. I can't do it.
2.) The Collective Works of William Shakespeare.
3.) A colt 1911 .45 and an endless supply of ammunition. Both because shooting is fun and because....

I can spend my free time shooting every last goddamn spot I can, leave Shakespeare behind and eventually casting myself on my blades point when madness and death close in. This will cause future extra terrestrial archeologists to be very confused as it will look like a man was stabbed to death after a planet wide battle against an unseen foe who left behind one of the most fucking confusing written personal accounts. I hope that this war against invisible enemies will spark fear and panic (or cult like status whichever really) on the alien home world. Because I refuse to stop being an asshole even after I'm dead. Evil_monster

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17-03-2015, 02:06 PM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
Yeah some sort of PoEEEMs, perhaps the works of Shakespeare or some random large anthology. Then a collection of notebooks and a bag of pens.... and I'd be the red planets first overly pretentious writer.

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17-03-2015, 02:41 PM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
One of my three picks would be one of those lifelike sex dolls, and plenty of supplies. Drinking Beverage
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17-03-2015, 06:53 PM
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Oh. Wilson, too.... Laugh out load

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17-03-2015, 07:32 PM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
(17-03-2015 06:53 PM)TheBear Wrote:  Oh. Wilson, too.... Laugh out load

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Like.....as the sex doll? O.o

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18-03-2015, 03:41 PM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
A hot chick and a lifetime supply of condoms and birth control pills.

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18-03-2015, 05:40 PM
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(18-03-2015 03:41 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  A hot chick and a lifetime supply of condoms and birth control pills.

That was my first pick, but then I saw the "alone" stipulation. Drinking Beverage
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18-03-2015, 06:10 PM (This post was last modified: 18-03-2015 06:21 PM by daniel1948.)
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
I'd take a saws-all so I could cut my way out of the space ship before it leaves Earth.
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19-03-2015, 08:24 AM
RE: What if you were sent to Mars?
(18-03-2015 05:40 PM)TheBear Wrote:  
(18-03-2015 03:41 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  A hot chick and a lifetime supply of condoms and birth control pills.

That was my first pick, but then I saw the "alone" stipulation. Drinking Beverage

In that case, nothing, I'll just walk out into the Martian atmosphere and allow myself to suffocate.

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