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29-05-2015, 08:52 PM
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Okay, so, after coming out as an atheist to my parents I posted that I was an atheist on facebook. Among the comments in response I got this gem:

"the ability to exist does not come uninvited"

What the actual shit?
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29-05-2015, 08:54 PM
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(29-05-2015 08:52 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  Okay, so, after coming out as an atheist to my parents I posted that I was an atheist on facebook. Among the comments in response I got this gem:

"the ability to exist does not come uninvited"

What the actual shit?

I dunno...maybe they read it in a fortune cookie Big Grin
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29-05-2015, 09:02 PM
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(29-05-2015 08:52 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  Okay, so, after coming out as an atheist to my parents I posted that I was an atheist on facebook. Among the comments in response I got this gem:

"the ability to exist does not come uninvited"

What the actual shit?

The ability to post coherently does not come naturally to everyone.

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29-05-2015, 09:03 PM
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With existence, comes great invitibility...

...Umm, maybe it means you had to be "invited" into existence, therefore God?
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29-05-2015, 09:09 PM
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So what about all the other sperms who were invited only to have the door slammed in their faces?

Charming.

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30-05-2015, 01:20 AM
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Wow. That was deep - like Lake Baikal or Mariana Trench deep. Nothing surprising that atheists whose mind aren't assisted with god infinite wisdom can not comprehend such profound statement Wink

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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30-05-2015, 02:38 AM
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(29-05-2015 08:52 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  Okay, so, after coming out as an atheist to my parents I posted that I was an atheist on facebook. Among the comments in response I got this gem:

"the ability to exist does not come uninvited"

What the actual shit?

It's true. I was actually invited to my own baby shower, before I was born. I'd have to go dig through the attic for it, though.
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30-05-2015, 04:45 AM
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It means you are supposed to thank your mom for not aborting you.

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30-05-2015, 04:47 AM
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(30-05-2015 04:45 AM)Dom Wrote:  It means you are supposed to thank your mom for not aborting you.

We should really celebrate every Mother's Day with the gift of a condom with a hole punched through it, to thank them for not using birth control... Tongue

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30-05-2015, 05:19 AM
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I guess the best response would have to be, "Just how the hell do you know that?"
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