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13-02-2013, 01:13 PM
RE: What is faith?
Quote:The voices in my head made me do it.

I thought it was our lord and saviour but now I realise it was Lucifer and his Satanic hoard.

I'm better now I have medication. Thanks for asking.
What voices? Which medications?
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13-02-2013, 01:15 PM
RE: What is faith?
(13-02-2013 01:13 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:The voices in my head made me do it.

I thought it was our lord and saviour but now I realise it was Lucifer and his Satanic hoard.

I'm better now I have medication. Thanks for asking.
What voices? Which medications?

Which voices?
The Dark Spirits!

Which medications?
Ditto (mainly rum, Kahlua etc.)

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13-02-2013, 01:41 PM
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I take it then, you haven't read the Bible 20 times. You're a Poe?
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13-02-2013, 01:57 PM
RE: What is faith?
(13-02-2013 01:41 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  I take it then, you haven't read the Bible 20 times. You're a Poe?

More than 20 probably.
It's hard to get the full meaning of e.g. Shakespeare etc. without knowledge of the KJV.

I used to write a lot of satire and parody while at school and religious quizzes too.

This is my favourite review of the bible...
http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...-available

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13-02-2013, 02:42 PM (This post was last modified: 13-02-2013 03:10 PM by PleaseJesus.)
RE: What is faith?
Quote:More than 20 probably. It's hard to get the full meaning of e.g. Shakespeare etc. without knowledge of the KJV.
Agreed! Weird, I almost brought up Shakespeare here today. What would you say is the main message of the Bible to man?
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13-02-2013, 04:51 PM
RE: What is faith?
I never read anything on this thread...just the title of it. Too lazy.

Faith is a belief in supernatural claims without evidence, PERIOD.

Arguing with a Christian is a lot like playing chess with a pigeon. You can be the greatest player in the world, yet the pigeon will knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut away triumphantly.
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13-02-2013, 05:20 PM
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PJ, why would you make a generalized statement that most of the people on this forum haven't read this book 20 time or more? Many of these people came out of strictly - and I do mean strictly - religious homes and backgrounds.

Why would you put your unknown knowledge of a fellow human being's education of something, into a lower strata than your own to make such a generalized assumption?

Does god make you do this...or... is it...
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A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein
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13-02-2013, 05:27 PM
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I Google'd "faith" on Google images and this is what came up.

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13-02-2013, 05:41 PM
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(13-02-2013 02:42 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:More than 20 probably. It's hard to get the full meaning of e.g. Shakespeare etc. without knowledge of the KJV.
Agreed! Weird, I almost brought up Shakespeare here today. What would you say is the main message of the Bible to man?

Message:


DON'T READ JUST ONE BOOK.



Message complete.

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13-02-2013, 08:22 PM
RE: What is faith?
(13-02-2013 02:42 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  
Quote:More than 20 probably. It's hard to get the full meaning of e.g. Shakespeare etc. without knowledge of the KJV.
Agreed! Weird, I almost brought up Shakespeare here today. What would you say is the main message of the Bible to man?

The bible's main message to man?

Consider

There,
Despite your disgraceful gods,
Go you.

(I've been awake for 5 mins, so maybe I can do better when I'm slightly more alive)

The bible's main message to woman?

1 Timothy 2:12
Know your fucking place!

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