What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
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30-06-2016, 01:51 AM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I said, jesus fucking christ, in an orthodox greek church once. I didn't think that wedding would ever be over. Does that count?

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30-06-2016, 12:02 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I've never been to church. Not even for a wedding.
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30-06-2016, 12:05 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I rolled a smoke with paper from the preacher's bible on the dias -- then smoked it right there while drinking a beer...........


No lightning strikes or anything....

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30-06-2016, 12:14 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
As kids we snuck into the church without crossing ourselves with the holy water. Then we took turns standing at the altar preaching weird shit and giggling and giggling...

One the way out we splashed holy water at each other...

It was scandalous! Big Grin

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30-06-2016, 12:14 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
Shtupped a goy. Big Grin

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30-06-2016, 12:16 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(30-06-2016 12:14 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Shtupped a goy. Big Grin

Don't tell anyone!

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30-06-2016, 12:17 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(29-06-2016 11:14 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-06-2016 11:01 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You're shitting me. I didn't know that. Does it dictate which hand you wipe with as well and how many sheets to use?

Yes! In fact it does. Not the sheets though. But yes, you can not wipe your ass with you're right hand, only with left, and you can not eat or serve food or shake anybody's hand with your left hand since that is the hand you wipe your ass with. You think I'm joking but do some research and you'll see I'm dead serious Laugh out load

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30-06-2016, 12:18 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I toured the Notre Dame cathedral, drunk. I honestly did not think that it was a functioning church prior to arriving there, lol. I was a young G.I., on leave with a two of my army buds. Circa, 1985
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30-06-2016, 01:01 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
In the last 16 or so years, only been in a church for marrying or burying. I ate the cracker and drank the wine at my wedding without going to confession, which I haven't done since my teens, so figure about 48 years. Wicked, wicked, Fireball. Laugh out load

We get a rag from the RCC called the "Tidings". If I get the mail, that rag doesn't even make it in the door, it goes in the recycle bin. I'd burn it, but here in sunny southern California, the last thing we need is more heat. Dodgy
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30-06-2016, 01:07 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(29-06-2016 11:14 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-06-2016 11:01 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You're shitting me. I didn't know that. Does it dictate which hand you wipe with as well and how many sheets to use?

Yes! In fact it does. Not the sheets though. But yes, you can not wipe your ass with you're right hand, only with left, and you can not eat or serve food or shake anybody's hand with your left hand since that is the hand you wipe your ass with. You think I'm joking but do some research and you'll see I'm dead serious Laugh out load

THey threatened to chop off my brother's hand because he is left handed and decided at a young age to shake hands with his left hand to signify that. He was in the Muddle East for several months and was told several times that he was not to extend his left hand to shake, when he continued to do so the company he worked for let the religious nuts haul him off to a head honcho and he was officially warned that if he didn't stop trying to shake hands with his left hand they woud chop it off.
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