What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
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30-06-2016, 01:09 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(29-06-2016 11:14 PM)izel Wrote:  
(29-06-2016 11:01 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You're shitting me. I didn't know that. Does it dictate which hand you wipe with as well and how many sheets to use?

Yes! In fact it does. Not the sheets though. But yes, you can not wipe your ass with you're right hand, only with left, and you can not eat or serve food or shake anybody's hand with your left hand since that is the hand you wipe your ass with. You think I'm joking but do some research and you'll see I'm dead serious Laugh out load

THey threatened to chop off my brother's hand because he is left handed and decided at a young age to shake hands with his left hand to signify that. He was in the Muddle East for several months and was told several times that he was not to extend his left hand to shake, when he continued to do so the company he worked for let the religious nuts haul him off to a head honcho and he was officially warned that if he didn't stop trying to shake hands with his left hand they would chop it off.
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30-06-2016, 01:11 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
The most irreligious thing I have ever done? Well that depends, but I do remember the very first time I worked on "The Sabbath." I cringed every time the door of the restaurant opened for fear Jesus Himself would stroll in and condemn me straight to Hell!
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30-06-2016, 01:33 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
Listened to every episode of The Thinking Atheist podcast?

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30-06-2016, 01:44 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(30-06-2016 12:14 PM)Dom Wrote:  As kids we snuck into the church without crossing ourselves with the holy water. Then we took turns standing at the altar preaching weird shit and giggling and giggling...

One the way out we splashed holy water at each other...

It was scandalous! Big Grin

That's so cute Heart

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30-06-2016, 02:16 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I was never RE-ligious so it's hard to be UN-religious.

But I guess you could count the time when I first met my husband and I told him REAL bible story of Mary. Mary got knocked up, and told everyone that it was the messiah. "Yeah, that's it. God came down and impregnated me with the messiah. Yeah. That's what happened, that's the ticket. I didn't actually have sex or anything. I swear. I'm still a virgin." Girl_nails

................ Dodgy

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-06-2016, 02:30 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I had some fun once.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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30-06-2016, 02:31 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
(29-06-2016 11:12 PM)Foxen Wrote:  Islam seems more full of superstition than actual religion.

I know what you mean but this reads funny.

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30-06-2016, 02:37 PM
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(30-06-2016 12:14 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Shtupped a goy. Big Grin

Don't tell anyone!

I did too! LaughatBig Grin
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30-06-2016, 02:44 PM
RE: What is the most unreligious thing you've ever done?
I was once a supervisor at a previous job and I had to train new employess, some of them were men so I was teaching them and holding authority over them...and then I fell in love with one of them, we've had pre-marital sex and we're engaged without my father providing a dowry...not even one goat will be given to his family. Gasp

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30-06-2016, 02:48 PM
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......"not ONE goat was given that day"
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