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20-10-2017, 03:17 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:12 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Allow me to introduce myself Big Grin

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

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20-10-2017, 03:21 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 03:12 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Allow me to introduce myself Big Grin

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

Digital underground? Smile

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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20-10-2017, 03:24 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:21 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 03:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

Digital underground? Smile

Yeah. Shy

I just imagined you busting onto the scene with those lyrics Tongue

So let me introduce myself, my name is Humpty... Laugh out load

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20-10-2017, 03:44 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 02:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 02:26 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  On the other hand, a bed-post fucking you ... Hobo

I think I'd remember starring in a Japanime porno. Tongue

"Rohypnol is a helluva drug" ....
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20-10-2017, 03:48 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:44 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 02:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I think I'd remember starring in a Japanime porno. Tongue

"Rohypnol is a helluva drug" ....

Haven't tried that one yet. Wanna bet I can drink a pint of vodka spiked with it and not even feel woozy let alone lose consciousness? I should try it.
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PSA: Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional with over 40 years of experience at mixing lethal combinations.

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20-10-2017, 03:52 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
I you ask President Moron his bed post notch number would be more than the grains of sand on the entire planet.

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05-11-2017, 09:37 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
It was the 70's.

I ingested too many drugs to be a reliable witness.

But, by the money I spent on condoms alone - it had to be in the hundreds.....

I really didn't count.

Except one time - I had sex with three different women from 6 a.m. til midnight.....

I was sorta proud of that....

Of course I was young and better looking... That helped.


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17-01-2018, 06:23 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
Near as I can recall, 24. That includes those with whom I had any kind of sex that brought me to orgasm; I find it passing strange when people talk about "sex" and mean only intercourse.

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17-01-2018, 06:28 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
0.
I'm still virginal.
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17-01-2018, 07:22 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(19-10-2017 03:00 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(19-10-2017 02:13 PM)M. Linoge Wrote:  I might be asexual. Masturbation does something for me, but there have been gaps as wide as two years without any real urge to do it. I prefer meditation.
My (excuse for) a libido seems to be connected with the seasons. Every year, roughly two-four months after my birthday, it's a little hard to ignore the other sex.

I don't mean to hijack the thread, but is that how it works for other people too? (A lot of my siblings and cousins were born within a month of each other.)
Or is it the same all year round?

I masturbate once a day-generally speaking (mostly at night before bed). The seasons don't have anything to do with it for me. I don't think there was ever a time when I stopped masturbating, it's been a pretty consistent thing in my life Tongue

I still masturbate even when I have a boyfriend because sometimes he's not available or it was during one of our break ups or we're in one of our comfortable in rship zones where we don't have sex for awhile. I'd prefer actual sex over masturbation, but sometimes, what can I say, the urge hits you. Big Grin

That said, I think everyone has a different sex drive. I know I have a high one, I always have. I don't think it's freakishly high, but I'd be happy with sex once (or twice) a day every day.
It is not like there is some orgasm counter that has to be reset each day, I found that when I was most active with a partner I was just as likely to masterbate as well.

I have not kept a tally, myself. In my younger years I had a difficult time keeping a relationship going, I think drugs and alcohol played a big part in that.

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