What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
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20-10-2017, 03:17 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:12 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Allow me to introduce myself Big Grin

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

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20-10-2017, 03:21 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 03:12 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Allow me to introduce myself Big Grin

My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

Digital underground? Smile

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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20-10-2017, 03:24 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:21 PM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 03:17 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  My name is Humpty, pronounced with an Umpty Tongue

Digital underground? Smile

Yeah. Shy

I just imagined you busting onto the scene with those lyrics Tongue

So let me introduce myself, my name is Humpty... Laugh out load

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20-10-2017, 03:44 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 02:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 02:26 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  On the other hand, a bed-post fucking you ... Hobo

I think I'd remember starring in a Japanime porno. Tongue

"Rohypnol is a helluva drug" ....
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20-10-2017, 03:48 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
(20-10-2017 03:44 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(20-10-2017 02:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I think I'd remember starring in a Japanime porno. Tongue

"Rohypnol is a helluva drug" ....

Haven't tried that one yet. Wanna bet I can drink a pint of vodka spiked with it and not even feel woozy let alone lose consciousness? I should try it.
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PSA: Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional with over 40 years of experience at mixing lethal combinations.

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20-10-2017, 03:52 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
I you ask President Moron his bed post notch number would be more than the grains of sand on the entire planet.

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05-11-2017, 09:37 PM
RE: What is your Bed Post Notch Number?
It was the 70's.

I ingested too many drugs to be a reliable witness.

But, by the money I spent on condoms alone - it had to be in the hundreds.....

I really didn't count.

Except one time - I had sex with three different women from 6 a.m. til midnight.....

I was sorta proud of that....

Of course I was young and better looking... That helped.


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