What is your latest first world problem ?
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06-05-2014, 04:11 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(05-05-2014 11:27 PM)sporehux Wrote:  I sneezed and my arm joint froze up, threw the remote for the Tv and now I can't find where one of the batteries went.
Damn manual controls on the TV is like some logic puzzle not meant to be won.

Reminds me of this:

"You know you're Australian if you spend a month looking for the remote instead of getting up and pressing the button. We refuse to let a remote get the better of us, dammit!"

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06-05-2014, 05:31 AM
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(05-05-2014 11:21 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(05-05-2014 05:28 PM)Virgo Supercluster Wrote:  We both felt so guilty about it that we literally lost sleep.

She's happy to take your money, you're happy to pay her. No reason to feel guilty. You worked hard to earn the money to pay her. Money makes the voluntary division of labour possible - you don't have to think about cleaning stuff and she doesn't have to think about growing mutant Venus flytraps, or whatever your job is.

You're absolutely right. But, we still did all the laundry and gave the place a quick tidying up before she came over.

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06-05-2014, 07:26 AM
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(06-05-2014 05:31 AM)Virgo Supercluster Wrote:  You're absolutely right. But, we still did all the laundry and gave the place a quick tidying up before she came over.

LOL. You're like my Mama Smile

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-05-2014, 02:51 PM
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I have a small ring worm on the back of my leg. Probably got it from sitting down downtown or at the skate park.

Sooo gross. Sad
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06-05-2014, 03:30 PM
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There is not enough time in a day for the amount of Espresso I want to drink.

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06-05-2014, 03:35 PM
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(06-05-2014 02:51 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I have a small ring worm on the back of my leg. Probably got it from sitting down downtown or at the skate park.

Sooo gross. Sad

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06-05-2014, 03:39 PM
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I've missed four days off school now thanks to a cold/infection which wont fuck off.

I don't even feel bad, just especially tired, and I'm barking more than an excited and rather talkative dog.

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06-05-2014, 03:41 PM
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(06-05-2014 03:35 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(06-05-2014 02:51 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I have a small ring worm on the back of my leg. Probably got it from sitting down downtown or at the skate park.

Sooo gross. Sad

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I'm afraid it might be worse than that...




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06-05-2014, 07:20 PM
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(06-05-2014 03:30 PM)Blackhand293 Wrote:  There is not enough time in a day for the amount of Espresso I want to drink.

We needs to haz an intervention, sir Tongue

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09-05-2014, 12:14 PM
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