What is your latest first world problem ?
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30-05-2014, 01:48 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 01:44 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  I'm horny but I'm pissed off at my boyfriend.

Confusious say, make love not war.... when satisfied, return to war. Smartass

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30-05-2014, 03:50 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 01:44 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  I'm horny but I'm pissed off at my boyfriend.

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30-05-2014, 03:56 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 01:44 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  I'm horny but I'm pissed off at my boyfriend.

That's a first world problem? Specifically? Tongue

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30-05-2014, 03:56 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I'm troubled by the switch from Seals to Gecko's.
The horror!
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30-05-2014, 03:58 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 01:44 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  I'm horny but I'm pissed off at my boyfriend.

Time for you to strap on the strapon and go all "How you like me now bitch? Who's your daddy now little bitch?"

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30-05-2014, 04:04 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 03:56 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(30-05-2014 01:44 PM)Cephalotus Wrote:  I'm horny but I'm pissed off at my boyfriend.

That's a first world problem? Specifically? Tongue

I think it is.

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30-05-2014, 04:04 PM
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(30-05-2014 03:56 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  I'm troubled by the switch from Seals to Gecko's.
The horror!

Save the Seals!

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30-05-2014, 04:24 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(30-05-2014 03:56 PM)pablo628 Wrote:  I'm troubled by the switch from Seals to Gecko's.
The horror!

I'm troubled by the incorrect use of the apostrophe.
The horror!

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30-05-2014, 09:34 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My current First World Problem is an exercise in Xtreme Logistics and Stamina:

- Lug an electric piano and stand down a flight of stairs and out to car.

- Rearrange trunk, including a very heavy amplifier, so that everything fits. (If I have to stow gear in plain sight on the back seat, where it might attract unwanted attention, I'll have to go directly to the gig tomorrow afternoon and can't stop for breakfast on the road.)

- Remember to pack a patch cord, a power extension cord, the sustain pedal and power adapter for the piano, uniform shirts for 2 different bands, and 2 folios of sheet music. (With any luck, it might fit in the knapsack where I keep My clarinet.)

- Find suitable parking spot so that I don't do Myself an injury hauling all that gear to the stage.

- Set up stand, piano and amplifier, then run to the front to set up clarinet gear.

- Play clarinet and piano for an hour; strike piano gear and stow in a safe place; return borrowed amp to owner; find somewhere to change shirts for the second concert.

- Play clarinet for another hour -- Hopefully having the presence of mind to change to a fresh reed before doing so.

- Haul remaining gear back to car; drive home; unload trunk contents into garage; and take piano and clarinet back into house and up the stairs if not too tired.

- Take mom shopping.

- Go to band wind-up party on far side of town.

Oh, yeah; I also have to remember to wash some paint out of My hair. It's been one of those weeks.
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30-05-2014, 09:44 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I am trying to get Excel to accept and display ratios (6:1 for example) on a graph as my X axis, but it wont!

So I'm going to have to explain in writing that, while the graph does not accurately reflect the comparison, it does show the trend...

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