What is your latest first world problem ?
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01-06-2014, 04:19 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-06-2014 04:15 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I don't have my own TV show.

Start dating your sister and they will break down your door to film it.

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01-06-2014, 04:20 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-06-2014 04:15 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I don't have my own TV show.

Than become a sexy creationist. Then lie your ass off. Then profit.

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01-06-2014, 04:23 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-06-2014 04:20 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  
(01-06-2014 04:15 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I don't have my own TV show.

Than become a sexy creationist. Then lie your ass off. Then profit.

Might even be able to pay for Duke if you play it right. ... (was that wrong? too over the top?)

#sigh
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01-06-2014, 04:28 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-06-2014 04:23 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(01-06-2014 04:20 PM)ThePaleolithicFreethinker Wrote:  Than become a sexy creationist. Then lie your ass off. Then profit.

Might even be able to pay for Duke if you play it right. ... (was that wrong? too over the top?)

It was wrong. You can be able to pay for two Dukes.Drinking Beverage

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02-06-2014, 12:11 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
One of my neighbors had a fire, and my apartment building almost burned down.

Oh wait, that's actually a real problem. Never mind...

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02-06-2014, 12:27 AM
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02-06-2014, 11:57 PM
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04-06-2014, 11:19 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I want to start a thread but I don't know where to put it Dodgy

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04-06-2014, 04:59 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I am pretty sure my laptop is going to die again soon: I keep hearing an annoying sound from where the hard drive aught to be.

Not only is the sound really fucking annoying, but so to is the fact that I have no idea why this would be happening now. I've been extra careful about this hard drive...

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04-06-2014, 05:00 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(04-06-2014 04:59 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I am pretty sure my laptop is going to die again soon: I keep hearing an annoying sound from where the hard drive aught to be.

Not only is the sound really fucking annoying, but so to is the fact that I have no idea why this would be happening now. I've been extra careful about this hard drive...

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