What is your latest first world problem ?
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12-06-2014, 08:24 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
The jacket I ordered online still hasn't arrived.
13 days and counting.

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12-06-2014, 10:17 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Everything thing at every gas/petrol station is two for +$ deals.
every fuckng thing I put on the counter is met with:
" you can get another for x$ more"
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I picked 2 Cans of REDBULL to avoid the comment,and was told I could get four cans for 2$.. WFT.

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13-06-2014, 07:21 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(12-06-2014 08:06 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I have so many TV shows to watch but not enough time to watch them all. Undecided

That reminds me, I hate you. Drinking Beverage

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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18-06-2014, 05:12 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Our current internet provider dropped us again last night. When they do this, we manage to only get someone on the phone at the earlier A.M. hours to reset for the kazillionth time. Before bed, I went over my nicknames for internet providers again.

Comcast-Comc///
Roadrunner-Roadblocker
New wave-Newwash
Comquest-///pquest
DSL-Down Slow Load

Simply because this 'drop you' thing is annoying.

Every two months... Dodgy 'ffftt'
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19-06-2014, 02:43 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My first world problem is that my best friend, the one person I need right now, is across the fucking ocean, 4,182.2 miles away from me.
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19-06-2014, 07:13 AM
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20 days and counting.

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19-06-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
A woman just texted me the following question: "Do you think I'm attractive?"

Now I feel like I'm surrounded by landmines and whatever I text back or don't text at all is going to blow me up. No

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19-06-2014, 07:04 PM
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(19-06-2014 06:45 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A woman just texted me the following question: "Do you think I'm attractive?"

Now I feel like I'm surrounded by landmines and whatever I text back or don't text at all is going to blow me up. No

That question is too hot (radioactive), answer with a diversionary question.
A: are you only asking that because you think I'm hot ?

Or with a comedic diversion
A: Let me check my magic 8 ball.

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19-06-2014, 07:08 PM
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(19-06-2014 06:45 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A woman just texted me the following question: "Do you think I'm attractive?"

Now I feel like I'm surrounded by landmines and whatever I text back or don't text at all is going to blow me up. No

Run, don't walk, to the nearest cell phone store and change your number.

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19-06-2014, 07:13 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(19-06-2014 07:04 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(19-06-2014 06:45 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  A woman just texted me the following question: "Do you think I'm attractive?"

Now I feel like I'm surrounded by landmines and whatever I text back or don't text at all is going to blow me up. No

Or with a comedic diversion
A: Let me check my magic 8 ball.

I'm stealing that! Thumbsup

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