What is your latest first world problem ?
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11-07-2014, 06:33 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(10-07-2014 10:19 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(10-07-2014 10:18 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Feed your child meat, meat makes everything better. and meat is good for youTongue

Oh, there are days where no one can get between me and meat Tongue

Isn't how you got in that condition? Consider

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11-07-2014, 06:41 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(11-07-2014 06:33 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(10-07-2014 10:19 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Oh, there are days where no one can get between me and meat Tongue

Isn't how you got in that condition? Consider

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11-07-2014, 07:44 AM
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(11-07-2014 06:33 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(10-07-2014 10:19 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Oh, there are days where no one can get between me and meat Tongue

Isn't how you got in that condition? Consider

I always knew that craving would get me in trouble Tongue

(That actually made me laugh out loud, thanks Chas) lol
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11-07-2014, 11:02 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
No matter what I try Folgers tastes like stale coffee beans sprayed with artificial coffee flavor and the bitter tears of exploited Colombians.

Why must office coffee always be so bad? No

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12-07-2014, 05:15 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I had selected my phone. I brought in $50, with over a dollar in spare change, and I had believed that I had had all that I needed for the little thing. Usually, tax goes as high as $2.

It's supposed to have a video recorder in it which would be great use.

While the employees were busy not noticing me staring them down, some guy came up behind me to tell me something I already knew.

Him "There's a screen." The phone is behind glass.
Me "Really?" I mumbled, wishing for him to move on. It's so nice when people give me information that would help some oblivious idiot.
Him "There's a screen over it."
Me "Really?! I'd have never thought it, being as dumb as I am." I snapped.

After finally getting the young clerk man's attention to unlock the glass, I went up to purchase it. Big surprise, she rang it up four more dollars than I could afford. A line was behind me to, so I got the opportunity to look just like the imbecile so and so had suspected!
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13-07-2014, 07:14 AM
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Well damnit! I may have to replace some bowling equipment.....crud

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13-07-2014, 07:23 AM
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I wanted to do some writing for homework today, but I couldn't get started with it. Damn you, pseudo-writer's block.

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13-07-2014, 04:17 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Got a text from someone saying they "can't wait until Wednesday" and something about fucking all night. Turns out the girl in my shower had the same phone as me. So my dinner plans are now off.
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15-07-2014, 07:32 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Why do I have to pay for a copy of my transcript when I just graduated

Also why do I have to sit in a hot car for an hour

Also why didn't I bring a water bottle

Also why is it hot
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15-07-2014, 07:33 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2014 04:17 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  Got a text from someone saying they "can't wait until Wednesday" and something about fucking all night. Turns out the girl in my shower had the same phone as me. So my dinner plans are now off.

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