What is your latest first world problem ?
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01-10-2014, 08:56 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-10-2014 08:54 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(01-10-2014 08:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Skyping with Hughsie while he pees. Confused

Firstly, I wasn't peeing, I was washing dishes.

Secondly, you did here me pee earlier, but it was your choice. I said I was gonna mute my mic because I was about to pee and you said not to because you "wanted to hear me pee".

Thirdly, you poop while we're on Skype and even inform me when you start "wiping".

I don't inform you when I'm wiping. The sound of the toilet paper roll moving informs you.
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01-10-2014, 08:56 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-10-2014 08:54 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(01-10-2014 08:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Skyping with Hughsie while he pees. Confused

Firstly, I wasn't peeing, I was washing dishes.

Secondly, you did here me pee earlier, but it was your choice. I said I was gonna mute my mic because I was about to pee and you said not to because you "wanted to hear me pee".

Thirdly, you poop while we're on Skype and even inform me when you start "wiping".

You people have a very strange relationship.

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01-10-2014, 08:59 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-10-2014 08:56 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I don't inform you when I'm wiping. The sound of the toilet paper roll moving informs you.

Nu-uh, no-one makes that much noise when they wipe. Not unless their ass crack's made of sandpaper and they're wiping with a block of wood.

(01-10-2014 08:56 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  You people have a very strange relationship.

I know. Big Grin

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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01-10-2014, 09:00 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-10-2014 08:40 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  
(01-10-2014 08:35 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I wish I had a roach problem Sadcryface

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I have a whole cigarette case full of that problem Angel

I rarely have that problem, as I rarely roll. Angel
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02-10-2014, 06:46 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My son spilled an entire mug of coffee in the freeze this morning, about 5 minutes before it was time to walk out the door.
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02-10-2014, 09:31 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
The road near my domicile is being resurfaced for some unknown reason. As such, loud trucks are frequently passing by.

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02-10-2014, 09:52 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Just got my first smart phone and I'm having trouble figuring it out.
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02-10-2014, 10:15 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(02-10-2014 09:52 PM)pablo Wrote:  Just got my first smart phone and I'm having trouble figuring it out.

I downgraded from my smartphone to an old flip-top model and texting with it is a massive pain.

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03-10-2014, 03:49 PM
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I still can't find that dreadful roach from the other night. Unsure

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03-10-2014, 04:22 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(03-10-2014 03:49 PM)Deidre32 Wrote:  I still can't find that dreadful roach from the other night. Unsure

Coming soon to a theatre near you:

Paranormal Activity; 'Roach.

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