What is your latest first world problem ?
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02-01-2015, 02:11 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(02-01-2015 11:45 AM)Machaon Wrote:  My first world problem is that I am 70 years old! This aging disease is not fun. I don't know where I caught this disease, although it did come on very gradually.

I've also got Heart Failure, Permanent Atrial Fibrillation and very sensitive Asthma, but those things are minor compared to the aging disease. Drooling

I recommend that others, who haven't caught it yet, avoid catching it as long as you can! Confused

It comes from ingestion of Dihydrogen-Oxide, nasty stuff everyone who ever drank it died.

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02-01-2015, 03:51 PM
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(02-01-2015 01:06 PM)Machaon Wrote:  OTOH, if I wound up in Heaven with 99 hairy virgin moslems, I would equally have to commit suicide! Why? Well... it doesn't take much reasoning to figure out why the 99 virgin moslems were virgins! Hobo

Ha! So true. Never understood the appeal of virgins.... They haven't had time to improve their technique....

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02-01-2015, 04:05 PM
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(02-01-2015 03:51 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Ha! So true. Never understood the appeal of virgins.... They haven't had time to improve their technique....

Now that's what I'm talking about!

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02-01-2015, 04:34 PM
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(02-01-2015 03:51 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(02-01-2015 01:06 PM)Machaon Wrote:  OTOH, if I wound up in Heaven with 99 hairy virgin moslems, I would equally have to commit suicide! Why? Well... it doesn't take much reasoning to figure out why the 99 virgin moslems were virgins! Hobo

Ha! So true. Never understood the appeal of virgins.... They haven't had time to improve their technique....

That may be true at first, but I'm sure that sometime between now and eternity they'd figure out what goes where. Thumbsup

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02-01-2015, 04:39 PM
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I don't think goats bother with learning sex moves and stuff like that.

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02-01-2015, 05:15 PM
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(02-01-2015 04:39 PM)yakherder Wrote:  I don't think goats bother with learning sex moves and stuff like that.

Yeah, but they sure do scream a lot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)





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02-01-2015, 05:40 PM
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After only eating half a quesadilla from Del Taco, my intestines feel like they are about to rupture my butthole.

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02-01-2015, 08:42 PM
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I haven't had anything to do besides study and play video games while I'm on break, so I've been steadily staying up later and later. Now I end my day around noon and start around 6-8pm.

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03-01-2015, 02:03 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My household has decided to emulate Norway and has run out of butter.

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03-01-2015, 02:05 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(03-01-2015 02:03 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  My household has decided to emulate Norway and has run out of butter.

I could send some over. I always think I need to buy some. The freezer if full of it. I have been advised that we now have plenty. Tongue

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