What is your latest first world problem ?
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17-01-2015, 10:27 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I was carrying a basket of laundry upstairs; I tripped up the stairs. Now just under my left arm looks like I was mauled there...

Did you have the proper antivenom for the stairs?

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17-01-2015, 10:27 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I was carrying a basket of laundry upstairs; I tripped up the stairs. Now just under my left arm looks like I was mauled there...

So you're saying you lost a fight, with the stairs? Or were you tag-teamed by a laundry basket and gravity? Consider

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17-01-2015, 10:29 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 10:27 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I was carrying a basket of laundry upstairs; I tripped up the stairs. Now just under my left arm looks like I was mauled there...

So you're saying you lost a fight, with the stairs? Or were you tag-teamed by a laundry basket and gravity? Consider

Lost a fight with the flight, so sad No

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17-01-2015, 11:38 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 10:27 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I was carrying a basket of laundry upstairs; I tripped up the stairs. Now just under my left arm looks like I was mauled there...

Did you have the proper antivenom for the stairs?

I was born in Australia. Generations past have lead to immunity.

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17-01-2015, 11:39 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 10:27 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 10:07 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  I was carrying a basket of laundry upstairs; I tripped up the stairs. Now just under my left arm looks like I was mauled there...

So you're saying you lost a fight, with the stairs? Or were you tag-teamed by a laundry basket and gravity? Consider

The basket, gravity and the stairs, in fact. But I tell ya; I teamed up with the wall and really gave that basket the what-for!

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18-01-2015, 12:40 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I want to recharge the battery in My MP3 player, but the only USB cable that fits the player has mysteriously vanished. Prime suspect is daughter's boyfriend: He was visiting a couple of months ago, and I lent him a cable to recharge his phone. This means that the cable is currently either over 1300 miles away, or buried under mass quantities of stuff upstairs. Regardless, I suspect that I should just stop looking for the cable and pop out to the store to buy a new one.
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18-01-2015, 02:14 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-01-2015 11:39 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(17-01-2015 10:27 PM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  So you're saying you lost a fight, with the stairs? Or were you tag-teamed by a laundry basket and gravity? Consider

The basket, gravity and the stairs, in fact. But I tell ya; I teamed up with the wall and really gave that basket the what-for!

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18-01-2015, 05:29 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I don't know whether to go to sleep or get myself some toast to eat 'cause of slight hungryness.

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18-01-2015, 05:35 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
The aircon unit at the office where I work turns my desk area into an ice box. It's better than being too warm though so I suck it up. Gotta feel for the people working in the warehouse section on hot days. They got nothing and they work under a tin roof.

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19-01-2015, 12:11 AM (This post was last modified: 19-01-2015 12:18 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Accidentally used up a ton of internet data...
Now I have to keep a very close eye on what I'm doing.

This of course adds insult to the injury that is the generally shitty Australian internet.

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