What is your latest first world problem ?
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26-11-2013, 06:20 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
For some reason I have to put up with a scrawny bitch from Alabama these days. Sad

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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26-11-2013, 06:21 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(26-11-2013 06:20 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  For some reason I have to put up with a scrawny bitch from Alabama these days. Sad

I wish my friend would get a life... and get on a diet. He hasn't been the same since his peanut butter addiction began.

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26-11-2013, 06:25 PM
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Every time I think I have a chance with a girl, I ask her what her favorite kind of music is and she says "Christian", and I proceed to pray on the toilet with some lube and a dirty magazine.
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26-11-2013, 08:34 PM
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I have a prepaid cell. My friend likes to text me several small texts at once instead of one big text. I have to pay for each of them!
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26-11-2013, 08:38 PM (This post was last modified: 26-11-2013 09:03 PM by sporehux.)
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(26-11-2013 06:25 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Every time I think I have a chance with a girl, I ask her what her favorite kind of music is and she says "Christian", and I proceed to pray on the toilet with some lube and a dirty magazine.

I fail to see how the sound of that could be considered christian music. Organic Jazz maybe.

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26-11-2013, 08:46 PM
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I was really hungry during my hour-long MRI.

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26-11-2013, 08:52 PM
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Free HBO Dodgy
pfft, I'M NOT GONNA BE HERE, DirecTV Angry
Now I gotta DVR search for shit to record!

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26-11-2013, 08:53 PM
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(26-11-2013 08:38 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(26-11-2013 06:25 PM)TheKetola Wrote:  Every time I think I have a chance with a girl, I ask her what her favorite kind of music is and she says "Christian", and I proceed to pray on the toilet with some lube and a dirty magazine.

I fail to see how the sound of that could be considered christian music.

You just scream "Jesus" in there a couple times and it's Christian music Wink
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27-11-2013, 01:28 AM
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Yesterday I found it very hard to get out of bed at 9 am. I was just so warm and comfortable under my pile of blankets. I accidentally slept in until after 11.

I missed a couple hours of precious daylight. Sad

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27-11-2013, 01:40 AM
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(27-11-2013 01:28 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  Yesterday I found it very hard to get out of bed at 9 am. I was just so warm and comfortable under my pile of blankets. I accidentally slept in until after 11.

I missed a couple hours of precious daylight. Sad

ha! I slept until 3:30pm.... oh wait. I didn't just admit that? Damnit! I'm on vacation, I can do what I want Dodgy
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