What is your latest first world problem ?
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29-03-2015, 08:14 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(29-03-2015 06:04 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 07:20 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Hey believe it or not it's a big problem in the Army.

Out in the boonies doing field training or on a deployment. No stores available in the foreseeable future. Convoy commander begins giving a brief, on which everyone is expected to take notes. And, big surprise, someone whispers "Hey can I borrow a pen?" It's happened before, and I'm just a little OCD about that kind of thing. Yeah, I'll take care of my fellow soldiers. No, they're not getting my good pen.

The only way someone gets my good pen is if it's the only thing available for an emergency tracheotomy.

And even that's not necessarily a clincher.

Nah, you wanna do a cricothyrotomy in an emergent situation where bag mask and intubation fail - such as with severe facial trauma or anaphylaxis. It's easier and faster. After establishing an airway and stabilizing other injuries, etc, a tracheostomy should be placed within 24 hours in the OR (maaaybe bedside in an ICU).

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29-03-2015, 09:27 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I really need to get to the gym. I'm too fat and eat way too much crap food.

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29-03-2015, 11:30 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(29-03-2015 09:27 AM)aesirus Wrote:  I really need to get to the gym. I'm too fat and eat way too much crap food.

Just have to do it...start today. Cool

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29-03-2015, 11:30 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(29-03-2015 06:44 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Great. My laptop is fucked.

Way to go, me, you fucked up another thing.

It's your laptop's fault, not yours. Tongue

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29-03-2015, 11:32 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(29-03-2015 06:04 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 07:20 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Hey believe it or not it's a big problem in the Army.

Out in the boonies doing field training or on a deployment. No stores available in the foreseeable future. Convoy commander begins giving a brief, on which everyone is expected to take notes. And, big surprise, someone whispers "Hey can I borrow a pen?" It's happened before, and I'm just a little OCD about that kind of thing. Yeah, I'll take care of my fellow soldiers. No, they're not getting my good pen.

The only way someone gets my good pen is if it's the only thing available for an emergency tracheotomy.

And even that's not necessarily a clincher.

You truly are a very funny man, Chas. I find myself bursting out loud with laughter when I read your posts. Good thing I wasn't drinking my coffee this time! Laugh out load

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29-03-2015, 01:01 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Minecraft is laggy and I don't know why.

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30-03-2015, 03:04 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(29-03-2015 11:30 AM)Deidre32 Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 06:44 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Great. My laptop is fucked.

Way to go, me, you fucked up another thing.

It's your laptop's fault, not yours. Tongue

I choose to blame myself, as it broke during my operation.

(29-03-2015 01:01 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Minecraft is laggy and I don't know why.

Pretty sure that problem is defined as 'minecraft'.

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30-03-2015, 01:18 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
No first world problems to speak of. I still can’t find a good pen :/ …but other than that…nope.

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30-03-2015, 08:23 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Skip my breathing treatment for 1 day. Lungs forget how to function properly. Inhaler don't fail me now.

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30-03-2015, 08:38 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
American higher education is so expensive Sad

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