What is your latest first world problem ?
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12-04-2015, 09:55 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(12-04-2015 09:52 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(12-04-2015 09:31 AM)Anjele Wrote:  If you look hard enough on webMD you will find that every symptom can be a symptom of cancer. Undecided

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Adding images on mobile is fucking horrible...

My husband searches for cancer symptoms and then decides he has them. I now ask if he has been on the Interwebz when he claims a new ailment. Dodgy

For someone who has managed to have every horrible symptom of impending death, he sure is making me wait to cash in that life insurance policy. Undecided

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12-04-2015, 12:36 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Bought a new TV. Smile

... it's literally too big for the wall. Facepalm

It hangs out into the hallway on one side, and partially obstructs a doorway on the other. How did I let this happen?!
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12-04-2015, 01:59 PM
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(12-04-2015 12:36 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  Bought a new TV. Smile

... it's literally too big for the wall. Facepalm

It hangs out into the hallway on one side, and partially obstructs a doorway on the other. How did I let this happen?!

Hang it from the ceiling and angle it down.
You'll be able to pass underneath it in the hallway and doorway.
Replace all your furniture with recliners. Thumbsup
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12-04-2015, 02:07 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(12-04-2015 01:59 PM)pablo Wrote:  
(12-04-2015 12:36 PM)WeAreTheCosmos Wrote:  Bought a new TV. Smile

... it's literally too big for the wall. Facepalm

It hangs out into the hallway on one side, and partially obstructs a doorway on the other. How did I let this happen?!

Hang it from the ceiling and angle it down.
You'll be able to pass underneath it in the hallway and doorway.
Replace all your furniture with recliners. Thumbsup

That's already what's happening. Its about 3" from the ceiling, angled downward toward the reclining couch... But since I have the smallest living room ever, when fully reclined, head touching the wall, the TV is only 6'4" from my eyes.

I ended up putting these hard plastic sleeves on the mounting hooks just now, so the TV slides side to side easily along the wall track. Now it can be moved out of the doorway or the hallway with a gentle push in the opposite direction.
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12-04-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
First sunburn of the year, minus the pale imprint of the sunglasses I was wearing, ear to ear.

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15-04-2015, 02:04 PM
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My college is holding a "celebrate sex day" and I have no one to celebrate with Sad

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15-04-2015, 02:27 PM
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(15-04-2015 02:04 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  My college is holding a "celebrate sex day" and I have no one to celebrate with Sad

You can celibate it Yes

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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15-04-2015, 02:31 PM
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(15-04-2015 02:04 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  My college is holding a "celebrate sex day" and I have no one to celebrate with Sad

Weeping I feel your pain. I'm welcoming in my thirties involuntarily celibate.

"If there's a single thing that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so." - Lev Grossman
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15-04-2015, 02:33 PM
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(15-04-2015 02:31 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(15-04-2015 02:04 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  My college is holding a "celebrate sex day" and I have no one to celebrate with Sad

Weeping I feel your pain. I'm welcoming in my thirties involuntarily celibate.

Lower your standards by raising your glass... Wink




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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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15-04-2015, 05:28 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(15-04-2015 02:31 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(15-04-2015 02:04 PM)Im_Ryan Wrote:  My college is holding a "celebrate sex day" and I have no one to celebrate with Sad

Weeping I feel your pain. I'm welcoming in my thirties involuntarily celibate.

Nope. I've seen pictures. Your celibacy is voluntary.

But enough about you, I'm here to talk about MY problems. Tongue

The "resealable" lunch meat package won't reseal, and I'm all out of Ziploc baggies. Weeping

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