What is your latest first world problem ?
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28-11-2013, 10:06 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 09:42 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  I don't have anything to post here since my life is so fucking perfectSad

Low expectations, a poor mans nirvana.

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28-11-2013, 10:14 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 11:39 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Having to poop after you've showered.

No

Just don't poop on yourself, and everything should be fine.

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28-11-2013, 10:54 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 10:14 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 11:39 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Having to poop after you've showered.

No

Just don't poop on yourself, and everything should be fine.

poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain: ewwwww that would be so wrong Hobo

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28-11-2013, 11:13 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 09:42 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  I don't have anything to post here since my life is so fucking perfectSad

I literally just snorted.


...a line.

(28-11-2013 10:54 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 10:14 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Just don't poop on yourself, and everything should be fine.

poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain: ewwwww that would be so wrong Hobo

I have a friend who does that when he's drunk. The drain in his tub is removed, so there's not a filter (just a hole) and he has an old tooth brush he uses.

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28-11-2013, 11:20 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
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28-11-2013, 11:23 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 11:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I think I just threw up in my mouth.

He is like super fat and whenever he gets drunk he acts like a giant toddler. My ex boyfriend stayed with him one night, and whenever he and the rest of their friends woke up, there was a giant shitty hand print on the shower door because the guy had shit himself during the night, and was too drunk to realize it and/or clean himself up.

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28-11-2013, 11:30 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I was troubled by the choice I faced when a 2-for-1 pizza menu walked into my life and insisted I throw out the vegetables that were festering in my fridge.

Saying goodbye to those greens wasn't easy. Mind you, they had all grown beards and were suffering from mildew, so I feel happier for the fact I put them out of their misery.
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28-11-2013, 11:44 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 11:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 11:20 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I think I just threw up in my mouth.

He is like super fat and whenever he gets drunk he acts like a giant toddler. My ex boyfriend stayed with him one night, and whenever he and the rest of their friends woke up, there was a giant shitty hand print on the shower door because the guy had shit himself during the night, and was too drunk to realize it and/or clean himself up.

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What did you use to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth Muff ?

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28-11-2013, 11:54 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 11:44 PM)sporehux Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 11:23 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  He is like super fat and whenever he gets drunk he acts like a giant toddler. My ex boyfriend stayed with him one night, and whenever he and the rest of their friends woke up, there was a giant shitty hand print on the shower door because the guy had shit himself during the night, and was too drunk to realize it and/or clean himself up.

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What did you use to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth Muff ?

Original Apple Juice with all new improved formula, now with 35% fruit juice.

@Ferdy, is that the same guy that's always naked?
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28-11-2013, 11:55 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(28-11-2013 11:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(28-11-2013 11:44 PM)sporehux Wrote:  What did you use to get the taste of vomit out of your mouth Muff ?

Original Apple Juice with all new improved formula, now with 35% fruit juice.

@Ferdy, is that the same guy that's always naked?

Yes, actually. Smile
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