What is your latest first world problem ?
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21-07-2015, 06:36 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
To cook honey soy chicken nibbles for midnight snack now or to wait for tomorrow?

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21-07-2015, 06:38 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 06:36 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  To cook honey soy chicken nibbles for midnight snack now or to wait for tomorrow?

Now of course. What if you died in your sleep?

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21-07-2015, 06:40 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 06:38 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(21-07-2015 06:36 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  To cook honey soy chicken nibbles for midnight snack now or to wait for tomorrow?

Now of course. What if you died in your sleep?

This is true. As a painting at work tonight that I stocked said, "you never know what will happen in life, eat desert first." Coincidence? I think not!

Honey soy chicken nibbles it is. omnomnomnom.

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21-07-2015, 07:15 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Soy chicken????

I'd rather feed the soy to the chicken, then eat the chicken....

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21-07-2015, 05:26 PM
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I've ordered the same thing from the same Subway for so long now that they just make my sandwich as soon as they see me rock up. Which is fine. Except that I wanna have the meatball today and not the pork rib so now I gotta go to the other subway where they don't know me. #thestruggleisreal

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21-07-2015, 05:41 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
A big brown rabbit has been nibbling my new pumpkin plant. It's killed three pumpkin buds already. This pumpkin plant is much healthier than the last one to.
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21-07-2015, 05:44 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 05:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I've ordered the same thing from the same Subway for so long now that they just make my sandwich as soon as they see me rock up. Which is fine. Except that I wanna have the meatball today and not the pork rib so now I gotta go to the other subway where they don't know me. #thestruggleisreal

Go in your regular Subway, let them assume you want the usual. Then order something different. #breakthecycle #neverassume #that'llteachya Big Grin
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21-07-2015, 05:53 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 05:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I've ordered the same thing from the same Subway for so long now that they just make my sandwich as soon as they see me rock up. Which is fine. Except that I wanna have the meatball today and not the pork rib so now I gotta go to the other subway where they don't know me. #thestruggleisreal

You're also missing an excellent opportunity for some devious fun.....

Tell them you're the evil twin.... The good one gets the pork rib.......

Keep a straight face.

They'll probably buy it... They're not geniuses.....

They are after all - working at Subway.....

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21-07-2015, 08:51 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 05:53 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(21-07-2015 05:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  I've ordered the same thing from the same Subway for so long now that they just make my sandwich as soon as they see me rock up. Which is fine. Except that I wanna have the meatball today and not the pork rib so now I gotta go to the other subway where they don't know me. #thestruggleisreal

You're also missing an excellent opportunity for some devious fun.....

Tell them you're the evil twin.... The good one gets the pork rib.......

Keep a straight face.

They'll probably buy it... They're not geniuses.....

They are after all - working at Subway.....

I like the idea just one fatal flaw. If I were to have a twin I'll have you know that I would be the evil one, not him.

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21-07-2015, 09:18 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(21-07-2015 08:51 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(21-07-2015 05:53 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  You're also missing an excellent opportunity for some devious fun.....

Tell them you're the evil twin.... The good one gets the pork rib.......

Keep a straight face.

They'll probably buy it... They're not geniuses.....

They are after all - working at Subway.....

I like the idea just one fatal flaw. If I were to have a twin I'll have you know that I would be the evil one, not him.

They don't know that. Drinking Beverage

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