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03-08-2015, 03:31 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I'm about to run out of internet data on my phone, which means I'll be once again cut off from the world and bored as shit. Weeping

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03-08-2015, 11:12 AM
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When you microwave something microwaveable and then when you start eating it, half of it (usually the middle) is still fucking FROZEN.

Unfuckingbelievable.
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03-08-2015, 11:37 AM
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(03-08-2015 11:12 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  When you microwave something microwaveable and then when you start eating it, half of it (usually the middle) is still fucking FROZEN.

Unfuckingbelievable.

lower the power level and extend the cooking time. Remember those instructions are for every microwave ever so results vary from 1 unit to another.

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03-08-2015, 12:20 PM
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(03-08-2015 11:37 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(03-08-2015 11:12 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  When you microwave something microwaveable and then when you start eating it, half of it (usually the middle) is still fucking FROZEN.

Unfuckingbelievable.

lower the power level and extend the cooking time. Remember those instructions are for every microwave ever so results vary from 1 unit to another.

Or just eat it in layers. Stick it in the microwave for a minute, eat the hot outer inch or two, microwave it for another minute, eat another inch, repeat.

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03-08-2015, 12:55 PM
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(03-08-2015 12:20 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Stick it in the microwave for a minute, eat the hot outer inch or two, microwave it for another minute, eat another inch, repeat.

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04-08-2015, 01:17 AM
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(03-08-2015 12:20 PM)yakherder Wrote:  
(03-08-2015 11:37 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  lower the power level and extend the cooking time. Remember those instructions are for every microwave ever so results vary from 1 unit to another.

Or just eat it in layers. Stick it in the microwave for a minute, eat the hot outer inch or two, microwave it for another minute, eat another inch, repeat.

Or...OR... just cut a hole in the middle and push everything to the side of the plate before microwaving...

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04-08-2015, 08:45 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My son and I want to get in the pool, but it's being cleaned by the groundskeeper at the moment.

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05-08-2015, 08:18 AM
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(04-08-2015 08:45 AM)Nurse Wrote:  My son and I want to get in the pool, but it's being cleaned by the groundskeeper at the moment.

So send the butler out to tell him to get a move on. What's the problem?

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05-08-2015, 11:59 AM (This post was last modified: 05-08-2015 12:08 PM by Lienda Bella.)
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It pisses me off that literally everybody around me expects zero tears, zero frustration, and pretty much next to nil feeling, and to perform specific roles to make it appear that things are happy and dandy no matter what 24/7. At the same time, they want to tell me (with seriousness) that I'm wrong about an obedient DOLL not being demanded.

Dodgy

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07-08-2015, 10:04 AM
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I got a PM on Facebook, but I'm afraid to check it because they'll be able to see that I saw it and no matter who it's from, I'm not prepared to respond right now.

Damn you Facebook and your stupid "seen hh:mm" feature! Angry

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