What is your latest first world problem ?
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08-09-2015, 11:03 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My girlfriend found a worm in her peach, so she made a bunch of random woman noises like "aahhhh a worm!" and told me to throw away the peach. Naturally, I carefully removed the worm and took video of it crawling around on my hand, then ate the peach. Couldn't pass up a chance to show off how manly I am. Maybe that's the reason I haven't been laid in several years :/

I'll post video of my new worm pet later.

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08-09-2015, 11:05 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(08-09-2015 11:03 AM)yakherder Wrote:  My girlfriend found a worm in her peach, so she made a bunch of random woman noises like "aahhhh a worm!" and told me to throw away the peach. Naturally, I carefully removed the worm and took video of it crawling around on my hand, then ate the peach. Couldn't pass up a chance to show off how manly I am. Maybe that's the reason I haven't been laid in several years :/

I'll post video of my new worm pet later.

A real man would have eaten the worm. Just sayin'.
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08-09-2015, 11:21 AM
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(08-09-2015 11:05 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 11:03 AM)yakherder Wrote:  My girlfriend found a worm in her peach, so she made a bunch of random woman noises like "aahhhh a worm!" and told me to throw away the peach. Naturally, I carefully removed the worm and took video of it crawling around on my hand, then ate the peach. Couldn't pass up a chance to show off how manly I am. Maybe that's the reason I haven't been laid in several years :/

I'll post video of my new worm pet later.

A real man would have eaten the worm. Just sayin'.
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It was too cute and I've already named it. When I upload the video later you'll understand.

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08-09-2015, 11:38 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(08-09-2015 11:21 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 11:05 AM)unfogged Wrote:  A real man would have eaten the worm. Just sayin'.
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It was too cute and I've already named it. When I upload the video later you'll understand.

Did you name him Peaches? Tongue

Good for you for not killing him. My boyfriend would've freaked out too--he doesn't like worms or snakes, which always cracks me up because he's the size of a football player. When I had my snake problem in my backyard, he wouldn't even go into our garage for fear the snake might be in there. Hobo

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08-09-2015, 11:51 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(08-09-2015 06:30 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 04:29 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  And how do we know if fridge light really goes off when you close the door?

So many uncertainties in life. Weeping

Sad because I can press the button with the door still open.



Another first world problem:
I need a pouty sad face emoticon.

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08-09-2015, 12:02 PM
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Here's my little peach worm. Spoilered because, even for me, this is kind of a pointless post Tongue

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08-09-2015, 12:04 PM
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(08-09-2015 12:02 PM)yakherder Wrote:  Here's my little peach worm. Spoilered because, even for me, this is kind of a pointless post Tongue

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He's cute! Heart

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08-09-2015, 02:03 PM
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EAT HIM!!!!!!!!

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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08-09-2015, 09:16 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My new laptop has a sharp edge instead of a rounded edge, and it is uncomfortable when my arms rub against it. Sadcryface2
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08-09-2015, 09:29 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
wanting a new phone but not having money to purchase said phone because lower middle class
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