What is your latest first world problem ?
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16-10-2015, 08:39 PM (This post was last modified: 16-10-2015 08:42 PM by Free Thought.)
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(16-10-2015 08:21 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(16-10-2015 07:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I've got a huge pine tree in my backyard and every year I spend hours raking up the goddam fucking pine needles that fall and cover my lawn. It's going to cost $1000. to have it cut down which I can't afford. God I hate that goddamn tree!

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16-10-2015, 08:40 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(16-10-2015 08:39 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-10-2015 08:21 PM)Fireball Wrote:  I did think about volunteering the Fireball's services...

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16-10-2015, 08:43 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I'm in a state of epic conflictedness (and more than a bit PWI): I just finished some 11.5% Icelandic stout and a tiny bottle of pumpkin spice rye whiskey, and I can't quite decide whether or not I liked them enough to buy them in the future.

Oh, and My hands have gone numb from the ethanol infusion. Ohmy
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16-10-2015, 09:35 PM
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(16-10-2015 08:43 PM)Astreja Wrote:  I'm in a state of epic conflictedness (and more than a bit PWI): I just finished some 11.5% Icelandic stout and a tiny bottle of pumpkin spice rye whiskey, and I can't quite decide whether or not I liked them enough to buy them in the future.

Oh, and My hands have gone numb from the ethanol infusion. Ohmy

No. Either enjoy them in lower quantities or end up with alcohol-induced neuropathy. /big brother

I had that happen once with a few Guinness and a couple drams of Glenfiddich, but it was with my feet. I sat there for awhile before I could feel my feet. Ain't doing that shit anymore. That was about 20 YA.
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17-10-2015, 09:46 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(16-10-2015 07:14 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I've got a huge pine tree in my backyard and every year I spend hours raking up the goddam fucking pine needles that fall and cover my lawn. It's going to cost $1000. to have it cut down which I can't afford. God I hate that goddamn tree!

I have a giant oak tree in front of my house, about 100' tall, give or take. It caught some kind of blight that is going around and in 2 weeks went from a live tree to a 100 foot wooden corpse sitting in front of my house -- which is about 10 feet away from it. I've got no choice but to take it down because, one way or another, it's coming down.

I got one quote so far for $2,000. I'm not happy.

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17-10-2015, 12:24 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
There's this super cute chick at the kfc and I'm not sure if I'm just horny or if I should ask her out. Whatever. I'll just listen to the Top Gun intro on repeat and forget my problems like always.

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17-10-2015, 12:35 PM
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(17-10-2015 12:24 PM)Imathinker Wrote:  There's this super cute chick at the kfc and I'm not sure if I'm just horny or if I should ask her out. Whatever. I'll just listen to the Top Gun intro on repeat and forget my problems like always.

Ask her out. You are just horny. There's no problem with that. Also, asking her out, crashing and burning, will generate valuable experience which you can use for your next foray into the lists of love. You *will* most likely crash and burn a few times Wink Use a rubber <- NON-NEGOTIABLE. You DO NOT want to be catching or spreading STDs.

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17-10-2015, 12:44 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-10-2015 12:24 PM)Imathinker Wrote:  There's this super cute chick at the kfc and I'm not sure if I'm just horny or if I should ask her out. Whatever. I'll just listen to the Top Gun intro on repeat and forget my problems like always.

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17-10-2015, 01:59 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Haha easy for you guys to say...I'd be more worried about her saying yes, I mean where do you go from there? I'm not real good at the whole socializing thing. In addition I'm quite introverted and have such obscure interests, chances of real compatibility are...demoralizing. Maybe I'll give it a shot for the lols though.

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17-10-2015, 02:04 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(17-10-2015 01:59 PM)Imathinker Wrote:  Haha easy for you guys to say...I'd be more worried about her saying yes, I mean where do you go from there? I'm not real good at the whole socializing thing. In addition I'm quite introverted and have such obscure interests, chances of real compatibility are...demoralizing. Maybe I'll give it a shot for the lols though.

If she says yes, find out what her interests are and go from there. It would be great if she suggests something you both enjoy doing and if not, it's always fun to try something new. If a guy I'm dating shows an interest in something I like or even wants to attempt trying it--it's a huge turn-on Wink Trust me, you will win lots of points with her!

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