What is your latest first world problem ?
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18-12-2013, 11:52 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(18-12-2013 10:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(18-12-2013 09:43 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  I even tried it! I just can't do it! It's like trying to lick your elbow.

You gotta think outside the box here. Try sticking your finger in your ear, then smelling your finger. Rolleyes
but that would cause cross contamination! Not only will you get ear smell you will also get finger smell.

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19-12-2013, 12:03 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Gave $10 to hobo was later 50c short for a large latte .
Had to settle for a medium.
Fucken hobos.

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19-12-2013, 06:46 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Nothing like starting the day off with inner turmoil, throbbing ear pains and a nose bleed.

Oh, and to my Economics exam today: Bring it ON.
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19-12-2013, 06:57 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(19-12-2013 06:46 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Nothing like starting the day off with inner turmoil, throbbing ear pains and a nose bleed.

Oh, and to my Economics exam today: Bring it ON.

It's a good thing you included "inner turmoil" because I was thinking those sounded suspiciously like real problems for a minute. Wink

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19-12-2013, 09:26 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(19-12-2013 06:57 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(19-12-2013 06:46 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Nothing like starting the day off with inner turmoil, throbbing ear pains and a nose bleed.

Oh, and to my Economics exam today: Bring it ON.

It's a good thing you included "inner turmoil" because I was thinking those sounded suspiciously like real problems for a minute. Wink

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19-12-2013, 09:28 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(18-12-2013 10:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(18-12-2013 09:43 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  I even tried it! I just can't do it! It's like trying to lick your elbow.

You gotta think outside the box here. Try sticking your finger in your ear, then smelling your finger. Rolleyes

EH...you spent entirely too much time on this. Dodgy

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19-12-2013, 01:07 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
That damn elf won't move herself to a new spot everyday!


christmas magic for kids……blah!!!


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19-12-2013, 01:16 PM
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(19-12-2013 01:07 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  That damn elf won't move herself to a new spot everyday!


christmas magic for kids……blah!!!

I have heard that magic can be pretty high maintenance. Batteries not included, I presume?

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19-12-2013, 01:53 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(18-12-2013 11:52 PM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(18-12-2013 10:21 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  You gotta think outside the box here. Try sticking your finger in your ear, then smelling your finger. Rolleyes
but that would cause cross contamination! Not only will you get ear smell you will also get finger smell.

Where has your finger been? Sadcryface




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20-12-2013, 04:00 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My mom's chihuahua has thrown up and pissed on my bed, shit on my carpeted floor twice, shit on my mom's carpeted floor and pissed in my mom's bathroom today.

I am tired of cleaning up dog shit and piss and vomit.

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