What is your latest first world problem ?
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13-07-2016, 10:54 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
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13-07-2016, 11:42 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(11-07-2016 06:17 PM)cactus Wrote:  Pro-sodomy IslaaaAAAAmic Extremeless are destroying the country!
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13-07-2016, 04:35 PM
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(13-07-2016 09:59 AM)jabeady Wrote:  I'm finally getting around to setting up all the model train stuff I've been collecting for the last four years. 'Bout bloody time!

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13-07-2016, 05:31 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
My 12 hour overnight shift doing a hospital escort got extended to 16 hours. Then my relief was 3 hours late. The problem was that in anticipation for a bedtime of approximately 1 hour after the end of my shift, I rationed my caffeine such that I finished my nalgene bottle full of iced coffee at my 9 hour mark. Upon finding out that my shift was being extended, I had no choice but to run down to the Tim Horton's in the hospital and buy...

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13-07-2016, 07:29 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2016 05:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  My 12 hour overnight shift doing a hospital escort got extended to 16 hours. Then my relief was 3 hours late. The problem was that in anticipation for a bedtime of approximately 1 hour after the end of my shift, I rationed my caffeine such that I finished my nalgene bottle full of iced coffee at my 9 hour mark. Upon finding out that my shift was being extended, I had no choice but to run down to the Tim Horton's in the hospital and buy...

... inferior restaurant coffee Sadcryface2Sadcryface2

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13-07-2016, 08:02 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2016 05:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  My 12 hour overnight shift doing a hospital escort got extended to 16 hours. Then my relief was 3 hours late. The problem was that in anticipation for a bedtime of approximately 1 hour after the end of my shift, I rationed my caffeine such that I finished my nalgene bottle full of iced coffee at my 9 hour mark. Upon finding out that my shift was being extended, I had no choice but to run down to the Tim Horton's in the hospital and buy...

... inferior restaurant coffee Sadcryface2Sadcryface2

The solution for this is to kick the habit. Sacrilegious, I know. I'm down to two cups a day, and if I am not careful, get the shakes. This is a far cry from 20 YA, when I used to drink 2 to 2-1/2 pots of high-test, as in twice as strong as most people drink it. I quit cold turkey back then, and was a complete zombie for 3 days.
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13-07-2016, 08:08 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Well I just had a shower. I grabbed the towel that was on my bed and began drying myself. Unbeknownst to me there was a bloody great spider on the towel. Then on my shin. I mean this thing was HUGE!

So I quietly brushed it onto the towel, took the towel outside (fully naked) and shook the spider off. The spider is now in the garden and I am dry and clothed.

Both of us came to no harm. Smile

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13-07-2016, 08:26 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2016 08:02 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(13-07-2016 05:31 PM)yakherder Wrote:  My 12 hour overnight shift doing a hospital escort got extended to 16 hours. Then my relief was 3 hours late. The problem was that in anticipation for a bedtime of approximately 1 hour after the end of my shift, I rationed my caffeine such that I finished my nalgene bottle full of iced coffee at my 9 hour mark. Upon finding out that my shift was being extended, I had no choice but to run down to the Tim Horton's in the hospital and buy...

... inferior restaurant coffee Sadcryface2Sadcryface2

The solution for this is to kick the habit. Sacrilegious, I know. I'm down to two cups a day, and if I am not careful, get the shakes. This is a far cry from 20 YA, when I used to drink 2 to 2-1/2 pots of high-test, as in twice as strong as most people drink it. I quit cold turkey back then, and was a complete zombie for 3 days.

It's the crazy night shifts that got me hooked. Not so much the fact that they're long, and at night, but the fact that there's absolutely nothing going on to keep my restless mind occupied. Even in the military, I never touched coffee. If I was up at night I was either too busy to sleep or at least on watch with some good conversation. It was corrections that got me hooked.

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13-07-2016, 08:27 PM
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(13-07-2016 08:08 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well I just had a shower. I grabbed the towel that was on my bed and began drying myself. Unbeknownst to me there was a bloody great spider on the towel. Then on my shin. I mean this thing was HUGE!

So I quietly brushed it onto the towel, took the towel outside (fully naked) and shook the spider off. The spider is now in the garden and I am dry and clothed.

Both of us came to no harm. Smile

And than the microwave you were cooking something in malfunctioned and that's how the house burnt down.

Yes Banjo, we know, if the insurance company phones that is the story we'll give.
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13-07-2016, 08:35 PM
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(13-07-2016 08:27 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(13-07-2016 08:08 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well I just had a shower. I grabbed the towel that was on my bed and began drying myself. Unbeknownst to me there was a bloody great spider on the towel. Then on my shin. I mean this thing was HUGE!

So I quietly brushed it onto the towel, took the towel outside (fully naked) and shook the spider off. The spider is now in the garden and I am dry and clothed.

Both of us came to no harm. Smile

And than the microwave you were cooking something in malfunctioned and that's how the house burnt down.

Yes Banjo, we know, if the insurance company phones that is the story we'll give.

No it's true. Bloody big huntsman. He did not want to bite me. He just ended up there.

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