What is your latest first world problem ?
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14-07-2016, 12:05 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2016 08:35 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(13-07-2016 08:27 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  And than the microwave you were cooking something in malfunctioned and that's how the house burnt down.

Yes Banjo, we know, if the insurance company phones that is the story we'll give.

No it's true. Bloody big huntsman. He did not want to bite me. He just ended up there.

Shudder Sadcryface We get big spiders this side too.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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14-07-2016, 03:24 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(14-07-2016 12:05 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(13-07-2016 08:35 PM)Banjo Wrote:  No it's true. Bloody big huntsman. He did not want to bite me. He just ended up there.

Shudder Sadcryface We get big spiders this side too.

Well consider this, I'd just dried my groin. Big Grin

Things could have been worse. Big Grin

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14-07-2016, 03:43 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(13-07-2016 08:08 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Well I just had a shower. I grabbed the towel that was on my bed and began drying myself. Unbeknownst to me there was a bloody great spider on the towel. Then on my shin. I mean this thing was HUGE!

So I quietly brushed it onto the towel, took the towel outside (fully naked) and shook the spider off. The spider is now in the garden and I am dry and clothed.

Both of us came to no harm. Smile

Well, considering where you are living, shouldnt it have rather been a surprise if it had not been huge (and ridiculously poisonous)?

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14-07-2016, 08:04 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(14-07-2016 03:24 AM)Banjo Wrote:  
(14-07-2016 12:05 AM)morondog Wrote:  Shudder Sadcryface We get big spiders this side too.

Well consider this, I'd just dried my groin. Big Grin

Things could have been worse. Big Grin

The spider is off telling his friends the horror story of some giant mammal rubbing his balls all over him.
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14-07-2016, 08:06 AM
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(14-07-2016 08:04 AM)Fireball Wrote:  
(14-07-2016 03:24 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Well consider this, I'd just dried my groin. Big Grin

Things could have been worse. Big Grin

The spider is off telling his friends the horror story of some giant mammal rubbing his balls all over him.

Likely. Big Grin

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15-07-2016, 10:41 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
Went to the dentist today. Painless procedure was far from being painless. What a surprise.

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15-07-2016, 10:47 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(14-07-2016 08:04 AM)Fireball Wrote:  
(14-07-2016 03:24 AM)Banjo Wrote:  Well consider this, I'd just dried my groin. Big Grin

Things could have been worse. Big Grin

The spider is off telling his friends the horror story of some giant mammal rubbing his balls all over him.

A horrifying sight when you have 8 eyes.

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15-07-2016, 04:39 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(15-07-2016 10:47 AM)yakherder Wrote:  
(14-07-2016 08:04 AM)Fireball Wrote:  The spider is off telling his friends the horror story of some giant mammal rubbing his balls all over him.

A horrifying sight when you have 8 eyes.

Thanks mate. Sadly true. The last chicken in the shop look. Wink

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17-07-2016, 08:05 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
When you meet someone and are blown away by how breathtakingly beautiful they are, with an intelligence and personality just as beautiful and then you find out they are with someone so out of respect you dont bother flirting or even giving them a clue on how you feel Sad

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17-07-2016, 10:19 AM
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(17-07-2016 08:05 AM)bemore Wrote:  When you meet someone and are blown away by how breathtakingly beautiful they are, with an intelligence and personality just as beautiful and then you find out they are with someone so out of respect you dont bother flirting or even giving them a clue on how you feel Sad

You're not my type bro fuck off.

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