What is your latest first world problem ?
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30-10-2013, 08:47 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I found myself getting annoyed because something took 30 seconds in the Microwave when it would have taken far longer by conventional means.

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30-10-2013, 11:45 AM
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My hair is taking too long to dry.

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30-10-2013, 05:53 PM
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(30-10-2013 11:45 AM)Elesjei Wrote:  My hair is taking too long to dry.

For this very reason, I cut off over a foot of my hair.
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30-10-2013, 05:55 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
The only thing I can eat is pudding and jello and nasty vanilla ice cream because of my wisdom teeth. I want to eat food. It is Halloween god dammit and I want to eat candy.

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30-10-2013, 05:58 PM
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(30-10-2013 05:55 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  The only thing I can eat is pudding and jello and nasty vanilla ice cream because of my wisdom teeth. I want to eat food. It is Halloween god dammit and I want to eat candy.

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Oh no!! I had luck with bunless hotdogs a day or two after mine. Or try applesauce? The worst part is getting food stuck in the gaping tooth holes!!!! That lasted weeks for me, hope you have a speedy recovery!
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30-10-2013, 08:27 PM
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(30-10-2013 05:58 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Oh no!! I had luck with bunless hotdogs a day or two after mine. Or try applesauce? The worst part is getting food stuck in the gaping tooth holes!!!! That lasted weeks for me, hope you have a speedy recovery!

I just want to eat actual food. It hasn't even been a week, and I think I'd give up my first born child for a tasty chicken sandwich.
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30-10-2013, 08:32 PM
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HugI feel your pain, I think at one point I was reduced to tears, not from pain, but from lack of delicious food Weeping not to mention most of the foods I was able to eat tasted like blood...
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30-10-2013, 08:35 PM
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Husband is complaining that we need a new clothes dryer.

He offered to put in a clothes line for me...

Hello???

We live in Oregon!


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30-10-2013, 10:31 PM
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My daughter is in the high school band and they have to play at a football game on Halloween. So I have to go sit in the bleachers and watch a game instead of walking around with my little one and picking out the best pieces of candy from her take.

And I have to miss all the slutty costumes!

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30-10-2013, 10:59 PM (This post was last modified: 30-10-2013 11:03 PM by sporehux.)
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(30-10-2013 10:31 PM)Silo1180 Wrote:  And I have to miss all the slutty costumes!


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