What is your latest first world problem ?
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01-11-2013, 09:45 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

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01-11-2013, 09:55 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-11-2013 09:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

man, it must really suck to be you.

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01-11-2013, 10:03 PM
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(01-11-2013 09:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

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01-11-2013, 11:03 PM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-11-2013 09:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

Let's be honest here, depending on the quality of beer, your probably not really drinking but just renting it.

Drink up!


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02-11-2013, 05:35 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
(01-11-2013 09:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

Youve got to ask . What would deadpool do ?

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02-11-2013, 05:40 AM
RE: What is your latest first world problem ?
I have to replace my iPad and money identifier stopped working. Jeez I'm glad to be a blind woman in America and not like fucking China where people can still ditch my butt.
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02-11-2013, 05:43 AM
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Is it too corny to say "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"? (Mostly cuz I don't have a bitch, dog or otherwise )
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02-11-2013, 06:18 AM
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(02-11-2013 05:43 AM)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:  Is it too corny to say "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"? (Mostly cuz I don't have a bitch, dog or otherwise )

I got 99 problems where I live. All of them involve possible ways to die.



Yes, a gun is one.

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02-11-2013, 06:27 AM
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(02-11-2013 06:18 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Yes, a gun is one.
My monitor started to bounce vertically.

Gotta love how americans honor their constitution for guns, but shit on it for its secularism.

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02-11-2013, 04:18 PM
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(01-11-2013 11:03 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(01-11-2013 09:45 PM)Misanthropik Wrote:  One of my gal-pals left two cases of beer on my front porch this morning in an effort to say "Hey, I'm still around, fuck me when you get the chance", but I'm not going to because I'm sorta-kinda with someone and it feels too much like cheating.

So now I've got two cases of free beer that make me feel slightly guilty to be drinking.

Let's be honest here, depending on the quality of beer, your probably not really drinking but just renting it.

Drink up!

Oh I intend to. It's my favorite. I just feel kind of douchey. lol

After a few bottles, though, that feeling tends to go away and I'm like "Hey, free beer!"

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