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29-06-2015, 06:10 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
Ahh, the Tower of Babel, one of the most asinine and foolish myths in the bible. It's one of the three global-impact myths presented in Genesis. (The creation myth, flood myth and Babel myth)
The bible writers didn't know shit about history, so they claim that Nimrod founded the cities of Babel/Babylon which was founded in 1894 B.C. and NOT by Nimrod, since he never existed. Then Nimrod founded Erech, which was founded around 5000 B.C.

So Nimrod apparently had to be over 3106 years old to have founded these cities.
It's fucking hilarious when these story tellers make this stuff up, they don't know anything about history.

Now to your question, well obviously since they were in Babylon which was part of the Babylonian empire, they spoke Babylonian. The Tower of Babel is considered to have been around 2200 B.C. according to Answers In Genesis, so according to the bible, we all spoke Babylonian up until 2200 B.C. when all of the languages were poofed into existence by a god having a hissy fit because he was insecure.

Of course there is a mountain of evidence that languages evolved gradually over time as we spread from Africa, the Babylonian language was of course preceded by the Sumerian and Egyptian languages. We have pyramids with hieroglyphs on them that were made in 2560 B.C. !

So the author of the myth of Babel was the J source, the J source authors a lot of Genesis along with the P source, this dynamic duo setup all of the primary global myths as well as the Moses myth.

They sling their silly myths around with abandon and leave a pile of steaming myth in their wake. They leave the bible a silly mess with nonredeemable errors and massive scientific errors that reveal them for what they are.

They put the bull in the bi-bull....

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29-06-2015, 06:17 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
They spoke the King's English.

King James, that is. So, technically, Scottish.

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29-06-2015, 06:40 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
What language did they speak? After seeing a naked Eve, Adam got a huge erection and spoke the language of LOOOOOVE. Heart KissHug

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29-06-2015, 06:48 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
I think it was....




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29-06-2015, 08:10 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
Japanese.

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30-06-2015, 07:40 AM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(29-06-2015 06:48 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  I think it was....

No, it was...




Actually, it was iTalk (from Apple of course)

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30-06-2015, 08:11 AM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
In Polish of course, here is even article on this Wink

Quote:Father Wojciech Dembołęcki (1585-ca.1647), a writer and renowned composer, had no doubts that the Polish Kingdom is the oldest one in Europe and the Polish language is the original language of the world. ...Their language was not confused during the construction of the tower of Babel, and thus it is the language spoken by Adam and Eve in Paradise.

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30-06-2015, 11:37 AM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(29-06-2015 12:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  You'd be surprised how many of the "devout" believe it was English -because "the bible is written in English"- and a fair number believe it was with a Southern accent......



dumbasses....

Wait a minute. You mean the KJV did not descend from heaven? Mind blown....

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30-06-2015, 11:45 AM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(29-06-2015 12:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  You'd be surprised how many of the "devout" believe it was English -because "the bible is written in English"- and a fair number believe it was with a Southern accent......



dumbasses....

Could change up the commandments a bit to fit -

- No cussin'

- Y'all will go to church on Sunday, twicet, and Wedsday night.

- Don't sass yo momma or yo daddy

- Donchy'all be fibbin'

- Y'all better not be messin' around with Bubba's cousin-wife.

We need to do a rewrite.

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30-06-2015, 12:50 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(30-06-2015 11:45 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(29-06-2015 12:09 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  You'd be surprised how many of the "devout" believe it was English -because "the bible is written in English"- and a fair number believe it was with a Southern accent......



dumbasses....

Could change up the commandments a bit to fit -

- No cussin'

- Y'all will go to church on Sunday, twicet, and Wedsday night.

- Don't sass yo momma or yo daddy

- Donchy'all be fibbin'

- Y'all better not be messin' around with Bubba's cousin-wife.

We need to do a rewrite.

I can do a better job in ONE commandment.


1. Thou shalt not be an asshole.


pretty much sums it all up, eh??

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