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30-06-2015, 12:55 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(29-06-2015 12:28 PM)pablo Wrote:  What language did the three bears speak to Goldilocks?

English, but with a thick Russian accent! Tongue

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30-06-2015, 01:04 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
If they were the first humanoids, they probably mostly just grunted at each other, had a lot of sex since there was not yet a context in which to condemn their basic instincts as being sinful, a large world to populate, and no XBox, and ate pomegranates (or apples if you prefer the English version) just to piss off their irrational father with his arbitrary, nonsensical rules.

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30-06-2015, 01:59 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
Why does it matter? The bible says it (in English), I believe it, that settles it.

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30-06-2015, 05:12 PM
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God would have had to mime his language through them before condemning them it would seem. Gibberish most likely.Drinking Beverage
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30-06-2015, 05:20 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
(30-06-2015 12:50 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(30-06-2015 11:45 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Could change up the commandments a bit to fit -

- No cussin'

- Y'all will go to church on Sunday, twicet, and Wedsday night.

- Don't sass yo momma or yo daddy

- Donchy'all be fibbin'

- Y'all better not be messin' around with Bubba's cousin-wife.

We need to do a rewrite.

I can do a better job in ONE commandment.


1. Thou shalt not be an asshole.


pretty much sums it all up, eh??

Doesn't sound southern enough.

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30-06-2015, 07:21 PM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
Errrr....Catholics know little to nothing about the bible. All I ever heard growing up in the RC church were the happy jebus stories.....He was born in a manger and the animals loved him; three kings gave him gold, frankincense and myrrh (what did he do with that stuff? that stuff was worth a lot of money!); he went to Nazareth or Egypt (?); he went to the temple and got lost on the way home; John baptized him; he went to the desert or a wedding; he raised a dead man who stunk and was never heard from again; he went to Jerusalem and was hailed by the entire city as messiah and a day or two later was reviled by the entire city as the false messiah (wtf?)....he had a last meal and told his friends to remember him by eating his flesh and drinking his blood(!!!!!!!!);
the Jews had him crucified and blamed the Romans for it; they never found his body so obviously he rose from the dead; he said it was better if you believed he rose from the dead without evidence than with evidence; he floated up into heaven. end of story. That's all you need to know. You are now a Roman Catholic.
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02-07-2015, 08:10 AM
RE: What language did Adam and Eve speak
If Tamil is 5000 years old and as they say Adam and Eve came 6000 years ago also Noah was from India so I would say that Adam and Eve were Tamil speaking also people speak Tamil in heaven as they say Adam and Eve landed straight from heaven to earth.
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