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28-01-2015, 04:04 AM
RE: What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
This one time, I packed as much of my shit as I could into a little two door coupe, and moved halfway across Canada.


Oh wait, I'm in the middle of doing that right now. Shit. I better not call it stupid until I actually get there. Dodgy

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28-01-2015, 05:46 PM
RE: What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
(28-01-2015 04:04 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  This one time, I packed as much of my shit as I could into a little two door coupe, and moved halfway across Canada.


Oh wait, I'm in the middle of doing that right now. Shit. I better not call it stupid until I actually get there. Dodgy
I've got a stupider for that.

One day (among many) I figured to hell with it, I'm done, I'm gone. Get in my car and start driving. Then realized I didn't pack anything. Had to go back.
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08-06-2016, 10:55 AM
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I thought I posted in here a long time ago about this. Anyway, I had a huge fight with one of my very best friends a few years ago, over nothing. Pissed him off, and screwed up what was a really good and important friendship. Always regretted that. A lot. It was the stupidest thing I ever did. This week I ran into him on campus. Haven't seen him for a couple years. I told him how stupid and pigheaded I was. He looked stunned. I tried to make nice, and viola, it worked. Big Grin Amazing ... to have resolved that.

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08-06-2016, 06:55 PM
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In college, I had a late chemistry lab that let out at 10pm. I had a 20 min hike across campus back to my dorm, and I was nervous about walking alone, so I paired up with another student in a nearby dorm, and walked with her. One night, she didn't show up, and I was getting ready to call campus security for an escort. A couple of guys in my lab, who I'd never talked to offered me a ride. I'm generally very cautious, but for whatever reason, I didn't hesitate to say yes. I hopped right into the backseat of their SUV.

Fortunately, they took me straight back to the dorm room with no incident. To this day, I have no idea why I did that. It was only after I was back in my room that I realized they could have raped, killed, and dismembered me!
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08-06-2016, 07:20 PM (This post was last modified: 08-06-2016 07:39 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
(28-01-2015 04:04 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  This one time, I packed as much of my shit as I could into a little two door coupe, and moved halfway across Canada.


Oh wait, I'm in the middle of doing that right now. Shit. I better not call it stupid until I actually get there. Dodgy

You going to Wichita? 'Cause I got 900 square feet in a suburb of DC with a fridge and entertainment center underutilized with your name on it. And a pack of hounds for your dogs to socialize with. My son really really wants your tutelage Room, board and stipend ... The biggest hurdle is sharing my bathroom. It's not pretty. My son says make sure he knows that we are poor white trash living large.




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08-06-2016, 07:41 PM
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(08-06-2016 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-01-2015 04:04 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  This one time, I packed as much of my shit as I could into a little two door coupe, and moved halfway across Canada.


Oh wait, I'm in the middle of doing that right now. Shit. I better not call it stupid until I actually get there. Dodgy

You going to Wichita? 'Cause I got 900 square feet in a suburb of DC with a fridge and entertainment center underutilized with your name on it. And a pack of hounds for your dogs to socialize with. My son really really wants your tutelage Room, board and stipend ... The biggest hurdle is sharing my bathroom. It's not pretty. My son says make sure he knows that we are poor white trash living large.




Wait. That was meant to be a PM with RavingMadman. I don't think it was. I suck at these things.

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08-06-2016, 07:44 PM
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(08-06-2016 07:41 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(08-06-2016 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  You going to Wichita? 'Cause I got 900 square feet in a suburb of DC with a fridge and entertainment center underutilized with your name on it. And a pack of hounds for your dogs to socialize with. My son really really wants your tutelage Room, board and stipend ... The biggest hurdle is sharing my bathroom. It's not pretty. My son says make sure he knows that we are poor white trash living large.




Wait. That was meant to be a PM with RavingMadman. I don't think it was. I suck at these things.

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08-06-2016, 08:52 PM
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(08-06-2016 07:44 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Dude, you need a bigger clutch. This one is slippin'! Tongue

They all end up slipping. The center cannot hold.

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08-06-2016, 09:04 PM
RE: What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
(08-06-2016 07:41 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(08-06-2016 07:20 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  You going to Wichita? 'Cause I got 900 square feet in a suburb of DC with a fridge and entertainment center underutilized with your name on it. And a pack of hounds for your dogs to socialize with. My son really really wants your tutelage Room, board and stipend ... The biggest hurdle is sharing my bathroom. It's not pretty. My son says make sure he knows that we are poor white trash living large.




Wait. That was meant to be a PM with RavingMadman. I don't think it was. I suck at these things.
That's OK, his post was from over a year ago. The white stripes vid was the perfect save.Thumbsup
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08-06-2016, 11:40 PM (This post was last modified: 09-06-2016 07:10 AM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: What's The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
At 14, I decided that probing the exciting world of illicit capitaism would be interesting, so my bud Willie and I, that summer, started burgling cars. We went for weeks, throwing some stuff to a fence, keeping what we wanted for ourselves, until one night we got caught.

We'd dumped our stuff -- a few stereos, two or three boxes of tapes (yes, you young'uns, it was indeed that long ago), a Sony Betacam video camera (it was that long ago!), some starscope binoculars a GI from a nearby Army base had left in his truck, two toolboxes, and assorted cash and a couple of bags of weed -- we dumped this stuff in an alleyway looking to divvy it up and carry it all back home.

I was standing out on Fourteenth Street keeping lookout while Willie put stuff in manageable piles. I saw some headlights, and recognized the crash-bars sitting in front of the fender.

"Cops!" I hissed, and by the time I turned around, Willie was gone. Little bastard was always quick on his feet. So I tucked into the carport under the apartment's overhang, right as the police turned into the alley and came to a stop in front of our ill-gotten gain. Running along the back wall of the carport, and seeing their headlights brighten the alley, I turned my head, in full stride, and ran right the hell into a storage locker and knocked myself out.

I came to a few seconds later, in a glare of spotlight and shouts of "stop!", so I did, and the cuffs clanked on. They threw me in the back of the cruiser while they searched for Willie -- how they knew of him, I don't know.

They found him, up a tree about 30 feet from the alley's entrance. As stupid as I felt running headlong into a storage locker, at least I didn't climb a goddamned tree.
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