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13-11-2014, 03:39 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
this one is "breaking news".

60 yr old man drives lawn mower into pond and drowns. He lives on Dirty Ankle Rd.

Weeping


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13-11-2014, 04:02 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
(13-11-2014 03:39 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  this one is "breaking news".

60 yr old man drives lawn mower into pond and drowns. He lives on Dirty Ankle Rd.

Weeping

And people ridicule what Floridians do. This thread could turn into a one upsmanship as to who's town is stranger and weirder.

Anyway it would be funny if not so tragic.

As I read your local stuff I came across this beauty,

Funeral home shut down after losing bodies
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/special-...es-/nh5mh/

You got it going on up there Bows!

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13-11-2014, 04:07 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
Florida Thief Stuffs Chain Saw in Pants

Facepalm

I'll see your lawnmower man and raise you a chain saw thief.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Flori...58671.html

Edit: I just saw this.

"A South Florida woman accused of injecting people’s buttocks with Fix-a-Flat and other substances in an alleged black market business is in jail once more."

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Bad-B...39341.html

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13-11-2014, 04:45 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
Unfortunately, I can find absolutely no news in or of my home suburb specifically; plenty of news from the city and the surrounding towns and throughout the state though...

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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13-11-2014, 05:33 PM (This post was last modified: 13-11-2014 05:36 PM by dancefortwo.)
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
(13-11-2014 04:07 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Florida Thief Stuffs Chain Saw in Pants

Facepalm

I'll see your lawnmower man and raise you a chain saw thief.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Flori...58671.html

Edit: I just saw this.

"A South Florida woman accused of injecting people’s buttocks with Fix-a-Flat and other substances in an alleged black market business is in jail once more."

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Bad-B...39341.html


Regarding video #1, Chainsaw bandit. Don't people realize there are cameras [b]EVERYWHERE[/b these days? What a dolt.

Video #2. Butt injector lady. Hey, is this related to the [/size] Kim Kardashian Ass thread over in Causal Coffeehouse?

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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13-11-2014, 05:48 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
F-15′s Flyover Captures Attention Of Boston, Eastern Massachusetts

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13-11-2014, 05:50 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
Vandal used ears of corn to shoot at cruiser, cars

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13-11-2014, 08:57 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
Recently an atheist girl at a local middle school stood up for herself when a pastor who volunteered at her school was starting shit and got him banned.

http://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/ne.../18217503/

Proud of her.
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13-11-2014, 09:16 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
(13-11-2014 08:57 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Recently an atheist girl at a local middle school stood up for herself when a pastor who volunteered at her school was starting shit and got him banned.

http://www.statesmanjournal.com/story/ne.../18217503/

Proud of her.

Good for her!!

Quote:"He said imagine this scenario. All of us are in a van and we're driving somewhere and we get hit by two drunk drivers and we all die. What happens next?" said eighth-grader Sarina Keightley.

Yep, good old fashioned fear mongering to convert children. Why am I not suprised?

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13-11-2014, 09:43 PM
RE: What's happening in your neck of the woods?
(13-11-2014 05:50 PM)Chas Wrote:  Vandal used ears of corn to shoot at cruiser, cars

Kinda like a spud gun? And you thought you had a complete arsenal at home, but not until you have one of these.

http://www.spudgundepot.com

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