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21-06-2014, 05:24 PM
What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Robert - a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert - The fattest thief that ever lived. "That thief was fat must have been a Robert."

Robert - (n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."


Bob - Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator. "I had a talk with Bob last night."

Bobby - Scottish slang for penis. "Come and suck ma wee bobby!"

Robby - The act of getting multiple erections and having them last for extendable amounts of time. "I had the biggest robby in box office today at work!"

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21-06-2014, 05:30 PM
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(21-06-2014 05:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Robert - a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert - The fattest thief that ever lived. "That thief was fat must have been a Robert."

Robert - (n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."


Bob - Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator. "I had a talk with Bob last night."

Bobby - Scottish slang for penis. "Come and suck ma wee bobby!"

Robby - The act of getting multiple erections and having them last for extendable amounts of time. "I had the biggest robby in box office today at work!"


You bastard.

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1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person

the rest are Censored If anyone posts them, I'ma gonna get you.

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21-06-2014, 05:31 PM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Chas - Good with the ladies or is great in bed.
"So how was he last night?"
"He was so chas, i didn't sleep"


Charles - The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The fucking hottest person in the world.
"Damn, i really wanna fuck that Charles."
"I hope that Charles notices me tonight."
"Damn that Charles is fucking fine! "


charles - A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the fuck up."
Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!"
Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight"


Charlie - The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, and would do anything he could to make her happy.
He would never try to hurt a girl, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a girl would want him to be.
He is an exetremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a girl whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with her no matter what.
He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.
Girl: Who's that man?
Girl#2 : My Charlie. (:


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21-06-2014, 05:33 PM
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Paul
a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.
"my boyfriend is cheating on me,what should i do?"

"girl!,you need to dump his ass and find yourself a Paul"

Paul
they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.


Paul
To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.
Oh fuck! I just pauled my nuts!
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21-06-2014, 05:35 PM
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I just knew this was going to take a turn...Dodgy

Happened faster than I expected though.

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21-06-2014, 05:35 PM
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(21-06-2014 05:30 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(21-06-2014 05:24 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Robert - a fat man that will eat your food and then sit on you for your money. He has a deadly onion breath attack and brick-breaker move that is aimed at your balls. very dumb and deadly watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert - The fattest thief that ever lived. "That thief was fat must have been a Robert."

Robert - (n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
"Oh my God, did you hear about that Robert bust the other night?"
"Yeah man, that was some fucked-up shit."


Bob - Battery Operated Boyfriend as in a vibrator. "I had a talk with Bob last night."

Bobby - Scottish slang for penis. "Come and suck ma wee bobby!"

Robby - The act of getting multiple erections and having them last for extendable amounts of time. "I had the biggest robby in box office today at work!"


You bastard.

Jason
1. the act of being the sexiest person alive
2. A very VERY sexy person

the rest are Censored If anyone posts them, I'ma gonna get you.


But, but, ...

Jason
Leader of the Argonauts; Legendary Hero associated with Greek Mythology;
Same level as Hercules, Ulysses, and Achilles;
Smart, Sexy, Very Handsome person; often RF Engineer by day and gigolo by night. Admired and idolized by many.
"I wish I could be like Jason."
"Jason is my American Idol."
"You are so Jason I'm jealous! "

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21-06-2014, 05:37 PM
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(21-06-2014 05:35 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I just knew this was going to take a turn...Dodgy

Happened faster than I expected though.

Turn? It didn't need no stinkin' turn - it was headed there from the get-go. Dodgy

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21-06-2014, 06:04 PM (This post was last modified: 21-06-2014 07:03 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Robbie - More commonly known as the "two-inch punisher." Can please any woman with just his feet, and has a method of making girls finish that 60 percent of the time, works every time. Known as the "sex panther" in asia, and has pleased Michelle Obama on numerous occasions. He is a master in the art of slaying poon, and can seduce any woman in the world.
Me: Hey did you get it on with Robbie last night?
Friend: Yes, I can't feel my poon right now.


Rob - alternative name for a gay. "Girl, I have been Robbed , my ex boyfirend is now seeing a man."

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21-06-2014, 06:58 PM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Laura

The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

Yeah! I'm magical. Magical I tell you. Big Grin

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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21-06-2014, 07:03 PM
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(21-06-2014 06:58 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Laura

The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

Yeah! I'm magical. Magical I tell you. Big Grin

shhh ... don't tell Luminon.

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