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22-06-2014, 09:21 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
(21-06-2014 08:48 PM)Dom Wrote:  
Quote: n. Short for "Dominant." The dominant person in a BDSM relationship or encounter.
She's looking for a dom who has knowledge of tying complicated knots.

Better watch it guys! Evil_monster

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22-06-2014, 10:20 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
hira
hira, similar to that of the greek goddess of love, hira, similar to that of a diamond, hira essentially the cave of hira, ghare-hira... ultimately where it all started.
hira is to be in the right place at the right time

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22-06-2014, 10:35 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
kim
The only woman that will bring chuck norris to his knees

A boy’s name that is so sexy, the girls have tried to claim it as their own.

Keep It Moving
Simply put, when the bullshit starts up, K.I.M.----Keep It Movin'

Knee Impaired Midget
That is really something that would happen to a K.I.M.

To smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner
That guy tried to score with her, but he totally got kimmed instead! Shit!

Kim's love to steal things when they distract you with their hot bods. so next time you meet a Kim; watch your wallets!
Jessi: Hey can I borrow ten bucks?
Taryn: no sorry my money's in my wallet.
Jessi: where's your wallet?
Taryn: ask Kim


She's the girl you always go back to.
If you manage to find her, she's a keeper.
Him: God fucking damn it, there's Kim.

Slapping people with fish since she was a baby. - What a legend!
"Dude why are you crying !?"
"I missed with Kim, so she slapped me with a fish!"


Has no friends.
Hates comments about her wrong doings.
Way too competitive.
Cant take a joke.
Hates anyone who might be better than her.
Thinks she can sing and dance (can't).
Enjoys talking about her "boyfriends" and dancing.
Attention seeking whore.
Repetitively says YOLO.
"kim just punched me in the guts in a friendly game of basketball"
""OW YOU HIT ME ON PURPOSE" says kim"
"Look i learned a new dance move"
"YOLO"


She is the most Nuffest chick you can ever get in a life time.

Chuck Norris does not kneel, he bows to kim.
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22-06-2014, 10:40 AM
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Greg
Scottish word used mainly in Glasgow meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women.
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22-06-2014, 11:27 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
1. Danielle

A.)Traditional; Feminine form of Daniel, meaning 'Judged only by GOD.' B.) Intense, firey female Possessing ability to affect person, place, and immediate surrounding environment. Frequently manifesting such conflicting extremes that the outcome is typically one of lucidity or confusion. The conflict(s) can occur consecutively, concurrent or separate. Other characteristics of Danielle are; abundance of curly locks of hair (red?), kalidescope eyes, descernible voice capable of pitch, tone and volume that cracks Ice, shatters glass, and renders those in ear-shot stunned for moments, Buckcherry released a song about Danielle titled "CRAZY BITCH" in 2006, Danielle is synonymous with Tardy i;e, NEVER EVER, ever on time generally DST (Danielle Standard Time) run's within a 3 hour conversion =/- ( due at 2 pm will not arrive prior to 2:30 PM but usually by 5PM or somewhere in between)
'DANIELLE' your mostfearless, strong and loyal friend for life, or your most feared, relentless mortal enemy.


Some guy was invading my personal space bubble on the dance floor and just wouldn't take a hint so he left me no choice but to pull a Danielle- the EMT's didn't know if he'd survive the ride to the hospital.



2. Danielle

Danielle is the prettiest most amazing girl ever. She's so funny and makes me laugh all the time. All guys fall for her and she is really amazing. I'm jealous of her awesomely cool face and her rapping skills.

Hey that girl is awesome, she must be a Danielle!

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Dani

A person with lots of layers of goodness, like an onion without the crying and the smell.

That girls a real Dani.

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22-06-2014, 03:50 PM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Jeffrey
1)
A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"


2)
The heterosexual way to spell Geoffrey.
Person 1: Jeffrey, how do you spell your name? "J" or "G"?

Person 2: With a "J", dawg. I don't roll that way.



Jeff
1)
A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).
I was minding my business as usual when all of a sudden I was slapped in the face by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise Wink


2) One of the coolest people you'll meet! Super silly and witty. Jeff will always put a smile on your face. He's one hell of a dancer and knows how to partay too! A total "people person". He's got a gang of friends and everywhere he goes people recognize him, bow down in worship and kiss his feet. He's just that cool. Jeff also possesses amazing artistic skills and is likely into dub-step music and hip-hop.
He's incredibly charming and will cast his spell on you. Dude's got a few tricks up his sleeves. Fa sho. Wink
"That dude is totes magical! He must be a Jeff."

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22-06-2014, 04:48 PM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
Jesse

A complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse..
Oh Man What A Jesse!

Extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 (:
dude, your such a jesse.


If only this were true. For me its the exact opposite of both in every regard.

The opposite of a pimp, Non Stonder who no one likes and will die A virgin because everyone thinks he is that creepy guy. Has no fly, Is boring and well....yeah.


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22-06-2014, 05:05 PM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
(21-06-2014 08:02 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(21-06-2014 06:58 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Laura

The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?
That girl is so cool. Her name must be Laura! *begins to fly*

Yeah! I'm magical. Magical I tell you. Big Grin

Bullshit you are. I've a sister Laura. And she ain't magical so far as I've ever been able to tell...

What are you saying? Are you saying the Urban Dictionary is bullshit and that I'm not magical? The Urban Dictionary says Laura is magical and I believe it because it says so in the Urban Dic. Oh, ye of little faith. Gasp

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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23-06-2014, 04:24 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
I'm not a braggart, but the Urban Dictionary does contain some wisdom......

"Mike ; synonym’s : “perfection” “godlike” “sexy” “ridiculously good in bed”
Commonly known as the most interesting man in the world, there is never a dull moment with a mike.
If I say more.. I might get wet. We’ll keep it nice and short." (She meant to say "long".)

"I love mike so much, it makes me crazy
Last night was incredible .. i slept with mike."
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23-06-2014, 04:41 AM
RE: What's the Urban Dictionary definition for your name?
According to urban dictionary, I'm a dude. A hot dude, so that's good I guess.

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