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30-06-2013, 10:03 PM
What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
The title says it all, beat out the lunatics at their own game! Come up with crackpot theories that will turn your conspiracy loving friends green with envy at having failed to concoct such creative brilliance!

Here' my crazy conspiracy:

JFK was assassinated by Mothman who was piloting a UFO over Dealey Plaza. Mothman set up a time teleportation device which can send both people and objects forwards and backwards through time. Mothman opened up a time-rift in the Ford's theater a split second after John Wilkes Booth fires at Lincoln, and sends it through the teleporter hosted on the spaceship. When the bullet materializes, it whizzes out through one of the portholes of the UFO....and misses. Mothman retries the process twice more for the killer blow. That's right bitches, John Wilkes Booth assassinated two presidents.

Your turn! Tongue

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30-06-2013, 11:06 PM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
Well there's this guy...he's like totally batshit crazy...he got all pissy one day about this fig tree that didn't have any figs...he kept going on and on about it...

I think we should make him a messiah or something..wouldn't that be a hoot?

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30-06-2013, 11:12 PM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
Gwenyth Paltrow is the God avatar...

... therefore HoC is actually a raging theist.

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01-07-2013, 08:30 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
There are those who believe I and I is the most highly evolved rational thinker in the history of mankind, and that his disciples PleaseJesus, ralphellis, theword, and David Lee will help him make us see the errors of our limited minds.

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01-07-2013, 08:43 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
Timecube
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01-07-2013, 08:55 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
(01-07-2013 08:43 AM)cjlr Wrote:  Timecube

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01-07-2013, 09:00 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
(01-07-2013 08:55 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(01-07-2013 08:43 AM)cjlr Wrote:  Timecube

Clap Worship Slaves Bowing Worship Slaves Clap



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Lol who wants to tell this guy that a cube has 6 sides?

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01-07-2013, 09:10 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
Finally...something where I&I can excel...

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01-07-2013, 09:13 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
Most entertaining/crazy conspiracy theory someone ELSE has come up with.




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01-07-2013, 09:51 AM
RE: What's the craziest conspiracy theory you can come up with?
(01-07-2013 08:43 AM)cjlr Wrote:  Timecube

You see, once you reach that level of crazy, you're living on a completely different plane of existence from everybody else.

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"It was okay until the fire goblins started chasing me around the house with fireplace pokers while speaking in a hispanic accent, so I had to summon the ghost of Nikola Tesla to shoot lightning bolts out of his hands and send the damn things back to the 19th dimensional nether realm where time, space, and existence hold no meaning. By the way, have you been eating my Rice Krispies, Jim?"

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